"How To Convert To Broadway": A Song By Andrew Marco

Music and Lyrics by Andrew Marco

Hi, my name's Andrew and my dream in life is to be a Broadway lyricist and librettist. Here's a little song about the frustrations of my plight that I wrote and recorded on the fly.

Lyrics:
I'M A COMPOSER
NOT SOME ARROGANT POSER
WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

AND IF YOU ARE NICE,
YOU'LL LIKE THIS VIDEO TWICE
AND SUBSCRIBE TODAY

CAUSE I'VE GOT A DISADVANTAGE SO MANY HAVE
EVEN THOUGH MY SONGS AREN'T HALF BAD

CAUSE IF YOU WRITE SHOWS ON BROADWAY
YOU GOTTA BE A JEWISH DUDE, OH VEY
THESE LIMITS THE CANDIDATES
BUT IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THIA WAY

SO IF YOU WANT TO NASH YOUR TEETH WITH STARS AT RITZ YA
BETTER HAVE YOURSELF A FLIPPIN' BAR-MITZVAH

CAUSE IF YOU WRITE SHOWS ON BROADWAY
YOU GOTTA BE JEWISH NOWADAYS
ALL MY CATHOLIC ANCESTORS
WILL BE ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES

SO I GOTTA STOP SHLEPPING AND BEING A GOY
AND DEDICATE MYSELF AS A GOOD JEWISH BOY

CAUSE IF I WRITE SHOWS ON BROADWAY
I MUST BE JEWISH FROM NOW ON
AND MAYBE SOMEDAY SOON
I WILL PERFECT THE BROADWAY SONG

ONE CAN HOPE...

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