October 9
Attention students of SUNY Oneonta. Earlier today, the Emergency Intervention Task Force made a major breakthrough in defense efforts to slow down the spread of the Bottinelli virus on campus. Colonel Troy Stonewall Banks sent his men across campus to retrieve ingredients for a miracle drug that will slow down the spread of the virus. Using science and voodoo, he created the concoction in the middle of a battlefield behind Sherman Hall. This scientific ammo coating will be distributed to the men of the EITF fighting to contain this disease. However, there is still danger in Oneonta, so we ask you to please stay inside, stay safe, and stay tuned.
H-54 v Z-32
deceased - 3
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