Uploaded by raypizzi on Mar 22, 2009
Bassoon ??? This video has NOTHING to do with Bassoon but is proof of the DAMAGE the Bassoon can cause after years of searching for a good reed................................... ...........FOR FROLIC AND FOLLY, FOLLOWING A FETISH FESTIVAL FOR PHILANDERING, FASCIST FREAKS, WHILE FOOLISHLY FORGING THE FRANKFURT FREEWAY, IN MY FLAMINGLY FUCIA, FLOURESCENT FERRARI,FUELED BY A FROTHING, FOAMING, FRENZIED, FEMME-FATALE, MY FOREIGN FRIEND, FRAU FRIEDLE FROM FÜNF..... WHILE FULFILLING MY FAVORITE FANTASY (WITH FERVOR) I FASTIDIOUSLY FLIRTED, FONDLED, FORNICATED, FISTED, FRENCHED, FINGERED AND FELT MY FLEXIBLE FLOOZY, (WHO HAS A FIXATION FOR FLAUNTING HER FLAMBOYANT, PHLEGM-FILLED FELLATIO OF FOREMOST FAME, (WHILE SHE FIDDLES WITH HER FLAPS OF FESTURING, FUNGUS-FILLED FOLDS OF FORBIDDEN FRUIT)...... ...WHEN SUDDENLY..... THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE FURNISHES A FIESTY FLATFOOT, FAMOUS AMOS O'FLAHERTY, FROCKED IN FORM-FITTING FLANNEL FATIGUES, FLASHING HIS FILAMENTS AND FLAGGING FOREBODINGLY, FINDING FAULT FOR MY FLAGRANTLY FRATERNIZING PHYSICALLY WITH FRAU FRIEDLE..... HE IS FIGURING ON FOREVER FORFEITING OUR FREEDOM AS FUTURE FELONS ..... FURTHERMORE.... AS SHE FLOGS ME FULL-FORCE, I FORGOT TO FOREWARN HER, AND WHEN I FURIOUSLY FLUNG FORWARD HER PHALLIC-FILLED FACE, IT FORCED MY FLESH FLUTE TO FALL TO HER FEROCIOUS FANGS..... NOW, THIS FATUOUS FUZZ FINDS MY FRAGMENT OF FLACCID FLESH IN HER FRIVOLOUS FACIAL FROLIC..... WHEN SUDDENLY, SHE BEGINS TO FRANTICALLY FINGER THE FANFARE FROM FAUST..... IN A FLASH-FLOOD OF FLUID, FROM MY FRACTURED FIFE, SHE FLUBS THE FINALE !..... FORTUNATELY MY NEW FOUND FALSETTO FIXES HER FEEBLED FORZANDO, FINISHING WITH A FUGACIOUS PHANTASM OF FRENETIC FORTISSIMO, THEREBY FOILING OFFICER O'FLAHERTY, WHO IS FRAUGHT WITH FRUSTRATION AS WE FEIGN FOND FAREWELL...... FRANKLY, IF YOU FIND THIS FABLE FAR-FETCHED, FUND THE FIRST FLIGHT TO FRANKFURT AND PHONE UP FRAU FRIEDLE, FOR FLAVOR-FILLED-FAVORS AND FLAWLESS FINESSE.
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5 Stars Short Clip
freesites1 8 months ago
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giggly gum-daddy gauntlet gaits with gracious gout to a ghetto of G-unit gorillas with guns to get a kilogram of green grass. After giving the greenbacks to the G-unit goons they gave her green gum drops instead of green grass. "God gamut
get your giggly gaudy good for nothing gestures out of my ungrateful gas-mask. Go stick a stupid silly stick that stays up your stink hole!" The guerrilla gave a glint of good faith, a guarantee of greatness for the green gum-drops. Gauntlet got the gist .
Mattersmatter 1 year ago
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oooooooooooooooh
jazzobassoon 2 years ago
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you don't speak French...
jazzobassoon 2 years ago
..... seulement dans la chambre à coucher
raypizzi 2 years ago
Flippin fantastic!
LynFredrick 2 years ago
..... YES..... Thank You for staying with the ALLITERATION. You are a sensitive artist in all respects. 5* comment.
raypizzi 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....WOW ! ....... fabulousy funny five star alliteration........See you on visiting day. Hahahahahahahahahaha
seentza 2 years ago
...... YES..... I appreciate your staying with the ALLITERATION.. 5* comment
raypizzi 2 years ago