The Creation According to Genesis

The Creation Story from Genesis and before. Humorous look at the story line.

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[DownHavenFilms]

@Netwriter i didnt judge you. Calm down. the point is do whats right. Worry about you not, God. Sheesh. what you do is up to you dispite if god knows what youre gonna do. you know what? look at the matrix and see the relationship between the oracle and neo. ha ha ha. your debating on 2nd grade stuff calling us stupid, with this video. dont forget to answer my car question. i wanna here this...

[Netwriter]

@DownHavenFilms I have not seen The Matrix. I do what is right and don't need the bronze age morality of the bible where rape, child molestation, slavery, polygamy, and genocide are approved of.

God not only knows what you are going to do, in his mind he created the future. If god knew from before the creation that you are going to eat a big mac for lunch tomorrow, can you do other than your god knows and thus wills you to do?

What car question? Still waiting for you answer my question

[DownHavenFilms]

@Netwriter satan the original serpent, the prophocy of jesus. hello. wake up. do research, it was not the snake. dont even bother with that. ill answer yours if you answser mine because yours is not logical with the point. the one who made the car. why do you think we can be forgiven for sin yet adam eve and satan were not? there were no exuses. why? they were PERFECT. we are not. because of adam and eve.

[Netwriter]

@DownHavenFilms Where did you come up that the serpent was satan? Show me chapter and verse. I have done the research 10 years of it. Sin is nothing but a construct of your superstition. Adam and Eve did not know right from wrong, how is that perfect? That is called being amoral.

A couple chapters away god grieves for having created man. So both your god screwed and was sorry for creating faulty creatures.

Not perfect by a mile, flawed to the core.

[Strangerinasland]

@DownHavenFilms Adam & Eve were perfect but God was very disappointed with them. Why? Because they disobeyed it 1 freaking time. Your imaginary fiend, supposedly perfect & wise & loving & patient, gets all bent out of shape just because people do things it doesn't like. What an immature brat!

[Strangerinasland]

"You ever think he created man with freewill because he doesnt want "robots"

God does not want robots with no free will. God wants beings with free will who use their free will to be robots.

[Rockster969]

@DownHavenFilms Awww, a talking snake, cos that makes fucking sense?

[42lynchmob]

@parkster223 And you know this, how?

[parkster223]

@alienthurandthur You are thinking that God is contained within Time and Space which is incorrect. If something is made, it had a beginning. God didn't have a beginning because he is eternal (as in always has existed).

[parkster223]

@AlexErnestoPavez God doesn't NEED your worship, YOU need God. All things are held into being because God wills it. End of story.

[philippineatheist67]

watching this video i feel im a kindergarten pupil being told a story about snow white and the seven dwarfs, and guess what?, it is believed by billions of people of the christian faith. so ridiculously naive these people who subscribe to these beliefs. i have no more to say, whew!

[fatfantastic]

When people giggle and laugh, it is sometimes wise to say to them, this:

"point to heaven" (and watch them point upward)

"now, point ot hell" (and watch them point downards)

"now, point to the planet earth"

DOH !

[8NCLI8]

@DownHavenFilms Since this is 2nd grade stuff, it must be easy for you to eliminated his childish criticism, right?

[Mooismooful]

0:42 Heaven is the Borg Cube?

[hemet92544]

3:00 God did "/not/" put Adam and Eve in the garden and tell "them" not to eat of the tree, read Genesis 2, slowly if you have to :-)