Teach Me How to Snuggie

Our second parody, a "Teach Me How to Dougie" parody called "Teach Me How to Snuggie". Lyrics Below

Intro:
Aye...Aye...Teach me how to snuggie. Aye...

Verse 1: (Austin Womack)
They be like "Austin...(What?)
"Can you teach me how to snuggie?"
You know why, cuz all my blankets comfy
All I need is a bed that isn't lumpy
Because if it is I get a little grumpy
Put your snuggie on, bust it side to side
Girls be on me when they know I fit that snuggie right
Ain't nobody messin' with me cuz my snuggie fly
Outback Steakhouse yeah I hit that dance down under
I'm from Kansas so I KC snuggie
I show my snuggie off now errbody tryna copy
I met a girl but she was kinda smelly, I said
You need shampoo, and some cleanin'
Random things I say, sometimes confuse me
Bro I need my eats, so I go food surfin'
Uh Oh, too much food surfin' now I think I'm churfing
Reppin' Hendrix College, So I had to do it

Chorus 1: (X2)
Teach me how to snuggie, teach me, teach me how to snuggie
Teach me how to snggie, teach me, teach me how to snuggie
All my blankets comfy, all my, all my blankets comfy
All my blankets comfy, you ain't messin' with my snuggie

Verse 2: (Zach Strube)
My name is STRUBE!! for the girlies who don't know me
You know I'm reppin' Carroll so I teach 'em how to SNUGGIE
Step up in the 'Sha all these girlies mug me
I'm at Sonic and should I get a slurpee?
My buddies in the back holla, ("Yeah get it Strubee!")
So I'm on my way and I'm cruisin' too slow
They like drive a bit safer cuz I snuggie on the road
And I tell 'em I got it so I snuggie some more
They want my snuggie off when I start to ball
I'm like NOOO!! do better when I wear that
Snuggie buggy spin move when I take it to the rake
And I kick it out to Sammy for the 3 point attack

Chorus 2: (X2)
Teach me how to snuggie, teach me, teach me how to snuggie
Teach me how to snggie, teach me, teach me how to snuggie
All my blankets comfy, all my, all my blankets comfy
All my blankets comfy, you ain't messin' with my snuggie

Verse 3: (Sam Dunham)
Behind the three, cuz I really like to shoot it
I hoist it up and I bring it home
I do my snuggie cuz errbody hatin'
So I ditch in my ride with that polished chrome
I see a lady and, she hops on, yeah
She wanna ride she, know my snuggie warm
At Abercrombie, she tried to rub me but don't need it
Yo, uh, just wanna snuggie
Always DGAF, eat cheese, with honey
I move, a pro snuggies for the money
I even do the snuggie in the toolshed
I don't ask for any cred
I expect you all to love me
Ah-Ha, that blanket's got nuthin
This ones has the sleeves and you need to stop frontin'
I wear the snuggie when, WLC clubbin'
And we snuggie all night cuz we keep the party bumpin'

Chorus 3: (X2)
Teach me how to snuggie, teach me, teach me how to snuggie
Teach me how to snggie, teach me, teach me how to snuggie
All my blankets comfy, all my, all my blankets comfy
All my blankets comfy, you ain't messin' with my snuggie

Category:

Music

Tags:

• teach
• me
• how
• to
• snuggie
• dougie
• parody
• cover
• Oshkosh
• winneconne
• awesome
• sexy
• Lincoln
• blanket
• sleeves
• red
• horizon

[MorganAlexandria69]

I want to merry the first guy aha

[andwunballa23]

first guy is the funniest

[Brybryrepad]

rap ok an i know my room not all that but they room looked like a closet

[alexismiracle22]

sorry, but, this is plagerized... just sayin'

[jayychilly]

go to youtube(dot)com /watch?v=ESeTqjhZAtY for the original teach me how to snuggie

[PerfectJist]

Supaßaus

[jjoker91]

fag

[jakewp]

me and my buddy were watching and were like... wait... that shit looks familiar.... DUDE THAT'S DEMPSEY AND THE LIBRARY!!!!! uwo represent.

[PsyducksFTW]

I was trying to find the slurpee scene from step up 3 and i found this and was like, "i gotta see this lol"

[Brittnie013]

Hahaha the guy in the background in the locker room was diggin in his pants haha :o

[m1kec8b8ller0]

me and two friends road jet skis to catalina island when it was time to sleep one of them pulled out a snuggie. cant wait to show hims this shit.

[zekeandlutherboard57]

I dont think you curse and love that if. U dontthank you ill sub for that