10.5 women and a monkey

So on yet another night of drunken debauchery, I gathered enough influence to create this ridiculous song written a few minutes before filming.

All of it is true. Even the tale of Sam and Jamie Eiffel Towering a 36 year old behind a Greggs baker.

Lyrics:
I put on my monkey suit
A genuine monkey suit
Not talking Business suit
But a indisputable monkey suit

Decided to hit the bar
Said I wouldn't go too far
But I did
Oh lord I did

So the Fleet, our regular spot
Said I wasn't going to drink allot
But I did
Oh lord I did

After a drink or two
We knew just what to do
Babylon Bound
Didn't like what I found

There were ten young ladies looking at me
I say young, one was fifty three
I barely got out of there with my life
Now one of the ladies, is a wife

So I'll start with the first, the buttertroll of demise
Then there was one with American Lies
It was a busy night
Oh lord a busy night

We danced all night and the list grew and grew
A Scottish woman talking about Iron Bru
A ginger minger, a cold thriller
Someone grabbed my balls

I forgot half the faces as our lips met
Some hairy faced woman telling me she was wet
It was strange
Got no one to blame

There were ten young ladies looking at me
I say young, one was fifty three
I barely got out of there with my life
Now one of the ladies, is a wife

So now I hope none of them hear this tune
Else there will be a monkey, with no monkeying to do
I'm hell bound
But I'm loving life now

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Rory
• Kennard
• Man
• Flu
• Band
• Alistair
• Smyth
• Bum
• Teeth
• Monkey
• Suit
• Funny
• Story
• About
• kissing
• too
• many
• people
• dressed
• stupid

[duckyjenjen]

LOL

[DressUpAndKillTheTV]

And I was supposed to stop this?

But it makes such a good song.