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Uploaded by on Jan 20, 2011

A while back I received this voice mail on my personal cell number. I have no idea who this guy is, but the message is epic!

I'm a 26 year old dude... But I'm his teenage queen! Yea!

Every time I listen to it I crack up laughing. I'm uploading it to YouTube for posterity and so everyone else can enjoy as well...

Image is by rwkvisual and licensed under Creative Commons attribution.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rwkphotography/3586837876/

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  • idiotcomic - Please, by all means go for it! I can't wait to see what you do with it. Make sure to message me when you've got it up!

    Weirdnerd73 - I promise it's not fake. The message is real. I have no clue who the guy is. I did re-record my greeting for dramatic effect since I couldn't pull it from my phone, but the voice message is disturbingly real.

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  • I wonder which episode of To Catch a Predator this guy appears on.

  • I'd be soooo creeped out if I got this message.

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  • Hey youtube! Now we know Pedobear's voice!!! Yey :))))

  • LOL!!!

  • Was it actually your birthday?

  • LMFAO! Creeper!

  • number i mean lol

  • im so sorry bro my damn daughter must have gotten her name changed XD

  • I’d be tempted to use his dulcet tones as your actual greeting in case he calls back. Even if he doesn’t, you won’t be bothered with boring messages from family members or bank managers for a bit.

  • This is Joe the Native

  • pedo warning on that

  • He sounds like Herbert the Pervert....

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