Perfect for Me - Shallow Song

Here is a funny, shallow song about the perfect girl for me ... or something like that.

***Lyrics***
At the bar, you see that I'm staring at the fat under the clothes you are wearing
But you're confused and think I might like you. You start to waddle from across the room
Girl - "Hey there boy do you want my number?"
Me - "Well...not exactly, but thanks for the offer."

If you lost weight and you had shaved, if you did not look like an ape
Then I might like you
If you worked out, we could work out. If you shaved your unibrow
Then I might like you
If you changed everything, you'd be perfect for me

Take your drink and your giant burrito unless you change I will always say "no"
Another girl has grabbed my attention, she makes you jealous and I feel the tension
I tell the girl she's the one that I like, but then you stab her in the neck with a knife

You are crazy, it's kinda sexy, that you'll kill a girl to get me
I think I like you
Then I look at all of your fat and I take my feelings back
I almost liked you
Unless you change everything, you'll never be perfect for me

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[SnSvideoproductions]

I think you should sing at least ONE normal song!

[samwrestle]

@SnSvideoproductions haha look for my songs "simply amazing", "natural disaster", or "ashland university love song". You might like those.

[kinealg]

epic ending, dude. loved it :) you're quite the mr. minchin

[samwrestle]

@kinealg thanks a lot! I'm a minchin fan, so I take that as a great compliment.

[MizSavanna]

Lol! This is... Amazingly-shallow-funny... Haha How many instruments do you play? Just the guitar and piano?

[mahalkitaG7]

This is my favorite song at the moment :)

[samwrestle]

@Hinata65534 I TOTALLY would...except I don't use it. I'm not even good at keyboard...I just...start...playing...somet­imes. Luckily my hands aren't mobile that much, so you might be able to figure it out just by looking.

[friendsalotMJ]

i just got you 1708! subscriberss!

[ekainer1331]

hahahaha you totally tried to begin playing and your keyboard wasnt even on. FAIL

[sasquatch446]

good job man. funny song