Original Political Parody Sung To "The Beverly Hillbillies"

The Bushwhackin' Hillbillies

Come and listen to my story
'bout a man named Jeb
George W.'s bro,
I read about him on the web
He said "My brother's gonna win,
Al Gore we'll catch ya later
I'm takin' back my state and
We'll blame it on Nader




"Ralph that is, two for Ralph and one for Pat"

Well the first thing ya know
Ol' Jeb the Governor
He said "Dubya,
Ya better get away from here"
He said "Californy is the place
you Oughta be
And Then We'll claim that they're
Barkin' up the wrong tree

... "or Bush that is...lost votes, prepunched chads"

We'll create a lotta drama
Down in Florida where its sunny
And we'll milk it to death
On the tax payers money
We'll wait for the public
To get sick and tired
And then we'll give George the job
Or else he'll never get hired "anywhere... baseball's done and Daddys old"

The Bushwhackin' Hillbillies
(intrumental break)

Well now eight years
have come and gone
will let ourselves be duped
Now that jackasses and elephants
are just one big bowl of soup
If its by the people
for the people,
If it's up to you and me
I think I'll vote for my pet goat, Long live Democracy...

"or Monarchy, or Dickpotatorship, or however the heck ya spell it

...Ollie Ollie Oxen free,
Ollie Ollie Oligarchy,
Ya'll Come vote now hear?

This has been a knee-slappin' non neo-con presentation!




The Bushwackin' Hillbillies
Music by Earl Scruggs
Parody lyrics by Patti "pi" Nelson
c 2008 All Rights Reserved

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[carliecurtis]

Love this!! So creative--and yet, so eerily true.

[pi314too]

Thanks! Glad you enjoy my wacky parody. :) I invite you to subscribe!

[TasLon7]

One of the funniest videos I've seen for a long time... Thanks Patti Pi!

[pi314too]

lol Thanks, Tas!

[brianstreehouse]

oh patti that was priceless! Instant fav! That was too good!

[pi314too]

lol thanks, brian, it tickles me that it tickled you :)

[SnivillusLupin]

@kronoscorvinus The people in position of political power, such as; being a member of any of the following; the Exucutive; the Judicial; and the Legislative branches of the federal or state or county governments puts them in a position of a form of non-citizenship. Meaning that the amendments that apply to us do not apply to them unless the are held for a trial by the House of Representatives; and based on a majority vote; are impeached from their position, then they are recognized as citizens.

[capable84]

we do have a problem with every one of you involved.

Yip we can slaaaaaap and say who own you??????

[chewylloc]

lol krono do you think democrats and repulicans are a gang or something im a republican and i still think that was funny. Every president has his ups and downs even now. Obama has 1 up the rest down its how it is does not matter if there Democrats or Republicans....... GROW UP =))

[456max321]

funny good job, man!

[kronoscorvinus]

If you have a problem w/ Ralph exercising his rights to run for a politcal office then you should choke on your own self-serving hypocrisy-you're the ass that consertavives point to to show Dems are only for something when it doesn't cost them money.

Nader is a fine American, exercising his rights as an American.

If you have a problem w/ that--------------join the Republican Party, that's where you belong!

[kronoscorvinus]

Love the part 'bout Ralph.

Hmmm, wonder how many Dems, or their sisters,moms,dads,wives,friend­s,mother-in-laws,brother-in-la­ws,sister-in-laws,cousins,gran­dads,grandmoms,neighbors,co-wo­rkers,bosses,teachers and.....................well, what have you, have close relatives (sons,daughters,dads,moms, wellllll, you get what I'm saying).

How many ARE ALIVE BECAUSE RALPH NADER WAS THERE-WORKING FOR THEM TO ENSURE THEIR VEHICLERS WERE SAFE...and if not...THEN RALPH WAS WORKING FOR YOU>