Star FAIL

I'm always the one with P1 above the character's head.

This video is a compilation of morons playing as the three Star Fox characters failing to recover, or zipping right off the cliff like idiots.

Also, do note, none of the people playing as the StarFox characters are me. NONE OF THEM. If you think they are, you're dumb.

ATTENTION all people playing as the three Star Fox characters on With Anyone using the Wii remote sideways, please read the next line VERY carefully.

YOU ARE DUMB. You cannot recover to save your own life (literally), you're horrible and should be sprayed in the face with air freshener for the rest of your life.

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Entertainment

Tags:

• ssb
• ssbb
• smash
• bros
• brawl
• super
• wii
• nintendo
• fox
• falco
• wolf
• star
• starfox
• FAIL
• FAILURE
• LOSER
• HORRID
• HORRIBLE

[creed1524]

I bet if their B moves weren't as easy to kill yourself with, they'd probably be on par with characters like Kirby or Olimar

[KlydeStorm]

@creed1524 Nope, Fox and Wolf are shit shit shit shit.

[OneWithTheNight]

It seems to me that these recovery failures are more the players' fault than the characters'. I wouldn't just say that the Star Fox fighters really suck that much all the time, considering not everybody tries to recover by using hurricane kicks. :/

[KlydeStorm]

@OneWithTheNight Their recoveries are awful too. The players using awful recoveries just make it that much worse.

[patrickhurley530]

I rock with starfox characters you just stink

[KlydeStorm]

@patrickhurley530 I hope you're not referring to ME sucking, because out of all the StarFox characters dying in this video, not a SINGLE ONE is me. You're just dumb.

[frosty731731]

yea wolf is my go to guy and if you actually get used to finessing his recovery moves he's pretty damn good.

[agentpichusruleketrs]

@GreatScooty I agree, meta knight sucks for me, no one I know uses him and his attacks aren't all that good. And who cares about tiers so much, that is all there is here, it is dumb. (I kick butt with Yoshi, Tier that)

[agentpichusruleketrs]

@GreatScooty I hate falco, he = stupid



[agentpichusruleketrs]

The people suck at this game, OR I am way more awesome

[superpika237]

I don't know why, but after playing TF2 and sucking so much, this is all the more entertaining. :>

[MimigaJoe]

@Firebrand101 OBJECTION! You cannot wield a Gamecube controller like a flail. You cannot signal in semaphore using a Gamecube controller. And you certainly can't use a Gamecube controller as a garroting wire. Therefore, Wiimote + Nunchuk is superior.

[pigfish99]

what do you feel about Lucas/Ness players?

[toontown2001]

@GreatScooty I never meant to imply that fox sucks I was point out to the situtation of what happened fox is a good character just the recovery was the problem and no I dont blame on the characters my main is usually ness or lucas so at the time I sucked at fox

[GreatScooty]

@toontown2001

Okay now you're just stating the obvious. I never implied that a high tier character will always beat a low tier. That's stupid. Also FYI, you're wrong on tiers AGAIN. Jigglypuff is one of the best characters in Brawl.

I don't think it takes a genius to realize that not everyone who uses Meta-Knight will win.

So you're blaming the character for you losing? That's mature.

[toontown2001]

@GreatScooty Dude tiers dont matter when you suck with them it depends on how you used them, im saying Ti3rsRfQ crap, ANY character is good I saw a jigglypuff user owned a metaknight and the metaknight was actually GOOD, but when it comes to recovery they almost always fail and when I was close to winning a four stock match I lost because fox got stuck under final destination :P