In this episode Master Chief is at it again and he teaches all of the fanboys how to play his new favorite game. This is a video that was created by ThawingOyster. Director's Note: The reason why this episode is number 4 in the series is because I am unable to upload episode two "Holiday". Don't worry, I'll try to fix that as soon as possible. If anyone would like to have the game "Carnivores Ice Age" just talk to me at school, you all know who I am and I will be more than willing to give you the game for FREE!
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Machinima.com original
The following film contains strong language and mature themes and is not intended for younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.
A film by ThawingOyster
Starring Microsoft Sam as Master Chief
No Arby Just the Chief
Episode four (4) "Ice Age"
Hello there it is I, Master Chief. I am going to show you all how to play my new favorite game. "Carnivores Ice Age".
Let's get this shit started. Bring on the yeti. All weapons for the win. Can't forget the equipment either. Here we go.
You're mine bitch. What the fuck is wrong with this stupid gay fuck gun. Wtf.
Let's see how you like my rofl rifle.
Time for me super cool sneak attack.
This yeti will be execute and all of the fanboys will have to cry tears of blood no more because I am, Master Chief.
1 Hour Later.
Boom headshot. Almost as easy as your mom last night. lolololol soi soi soi.
What the fuck are you doing you stupi fanboys. That's my trophy. Give it back right now or I will have to shoot you with my rofl rifle. soi soi soi. Come back here right now you stupid fifth grader and get your ass out of that stupi stupi space suit right now and face me like a man. Why don't you get your head out of your ass and go watch some of your god, DigitalQueer and his gay fuck machinima.
So there you have it "Carnivores Ice Age", the only game that can stand up to Halo 3 and the Halo series. See you later you stupid fifth graders.
Written & Directed by ThawingOyster.
Cast: Microsoft Sam as Master Chief
Audio: "Legend" by Marty O'Donnell
Equiment: Video Game: Carnivores Ice Age
Hardware: Windows Movie Maker and Any Video Convertor
Special Thanks: sp0rtsfan11 and to all other fanboy haters.
Thanks For Watching!
master chief says :
OMG WTF R U DOIN FAGG0T STOP C0PYIN MAH OWN3RZ VIDZ OR I WILL ASK SUM AELINS FRUM OUTER SPAESS 2 COME N RAP3 UR ASS W/OUT SECKS BAL00NZ
nasscaramell 1 year ago
this video does not sucks
kindaustin97 1 year ago
Well someone is trying to pick up the slack atleast. It kept me entertaind for 4 mins keep it up man.
Thedude4777 2 years ago
omg he copied DigitalPh33r
MrLol458 2 years ago
u SKANK WTF ARE U DOING? U JUST COPIED DIGITALPH33R ! MAN THATS JUST STUPID!
GazCOD 2 years ago
he's just copying the digitalpoh33r's series
Rezzzerection 2 years ago
U COPIED DIGITALPH33RS BEGGINING
PyroEvolution 2 years ago
rofl rifle WTF that sounds so gay
SMA11GRUNT 3 years ago
and your gay and have no balls and
i am a 8th garder fag and get a life
and stop copying that gut that has a master chief and reads some comments and stuff like that
SMA11GRUNT 3 years ago
RECORD your desktop with CamStudio
and your game? with Fraps buy it its like
$30 i got it :O
SMA11GRUNT 3 years ago