Primus: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Artist: Primus
Album: Tales from the Punchbowl
Year: 1995
Track# 3
Track Name: "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"

Les Claypool -- bass, vocals, bass banjo
Larry LaLonde -- guitar, 6-string banjo
Tim Alexander -- drums


Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows him off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)

Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

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[shananen101]

my dad just introduced me to this band lol i never knoticed they wer the artists of south park

[ThrobnWood]

@shananen101 ^_^ This is one of their more commercial songs, & a lot of people who don't really know Primus think that it's one of there better ones. But I recommend listening to 'Frizzle Fry' & 'Suck On This'. Those two albums are amazing, with Primus showing some unmatched awesome abilities. After ye know them well, then move on to 'Pork Soda', 'Seas of Cheese', & 'Tales From the Punchbowl' ( & 'Miscellaneous Debris' ) All their film clips are great, but they're their more 'average' songs.

[TheFireAbyss]

the only reason i know this band is that this hot guy in my class likes them. thank GOD for him, cuz i love them too.

[ThrobnWood]

@TheFireAbyss That's the spirit :> The best place to start wit Primus though is their earliest albums, 'Suck on This' & 'Frizzle Fry'. Jam packed full of awesome beans! Check 'em out in my earlier uploads. Be well for neow my good lady ^_^

[TheDerek189]

@ThrobnWood im asking permission to use your account name as my gamertag hahaha

[ThrobnWood]

@TheDerek189  Not possible my friend ._. I used it some years ago as a one month gt. So, it'll be unusable I'm thinking.

[roflwaffles2347]

because of this song, i now own a giant rubber cowboy suit

[TheFireAbyss]

@sarahansen58 what the fuck is that?

1st off, how the fuck am i a homo

second, why the fuck are you trying to start shit on youtube?

third of all, go away troll.

[sarahansen58]

@TheFireAbyss fuck you homo

[mrdude49]

@ThrobnWood no 'Antipop'? I mean, I totally agree with you, but I really liked Antipop too! lol.

[NYHXC516]

!skcus sumirp

[bardownsnipe]

@ThrobnWood i fuckin love your name

[smartacus88]

2:59....larry's guitar playing is criminaly under-rated.

[MrAppleseed88]

If she stuck her big brown beaver in the air... I'd fuck it.

[Atheneastro]

@shananen101 I don't like South Park, but I LOVE Primus!

[BoneDaddy216]

Give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and i'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver xD

[ChinaCatSunflower67]

@shananen101 ehhh maybe not. I'm too lazy and rolling cigarettes to look it up.. either way its brilliant