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Uploaded by on Sep 6, 2010

So this is my review of TEKKEN the movie. This movie is fail beyond belief. Now in the video I mention that Kazuya is Jins father, they do mention it in the movie but it isnt anything special. No background, no flashback nothing, just oh jins my son I fucked his mother... WTF??!!

No copyright intended this is a review with a comedic twist to make people laugh.. i am not trying to get fame, money or recognition for this video.. tekken belongs to the sole owners..

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  • lol @ calling Cung Lee a rapist and Roger Huerta a gay, they will whoop yo ass but i like your vids bro

  • @Unlimited035 Actually they wont, but thanks.

  • @OneWing96 Now who's the child with pms?

  • Tekken City..........Ugh.............­....that's like stabbing me in the dick with a rotten carrot that was vomited up by a dead fucking rabbit with a bear fucking its corpse in the GODDAMN ASS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ShadowBlade79 i respect that comment lol.

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  • I lol'd so hard when you're talking about the actor's foot thing XD

  • i love every word u said in this video :)

  • @dayashathirsts I FEEL YOUR PAIN...Nuff said

  • This movie aired on G4's "Movies That Don't Suck", and it wasn't ANYTHING like the games. The acting and fight scenes were good, but the story, the characters, and the tone were all WRONG! Sould've giving the project to either John Woo or Zack Snyder, they could've done an amazing live-action "Tekken" movie.

  • Oh yeah. One other thing that pisses me off dayashathists...Eddy's master's daughter is Christie. His wish for was Eddy to teach Christie Capoeira....WHY IS HER STYLE MARTIAL ARTS IN THE MOVIE!? They use the same exact style and moves in Tekken. You know what, I hate bitching, and it's annoying I know...but...this movie pissed lots of people of just as much as you and I. Sometimes even the minor details not worth throwing a fit over...still can create an impact when it's done major wrong.

  • That's right. Jun wasn't killed by a rocket...AND IT CERTAINLY WASN"T HEIHACHI'S DOING! IT WAS OGRE! OGRE GODDAMNIT!...Or...well, it's assumed. But still, didn't they look at Tekken 6's history that it shows at the beginning. Seriously....As i director, I'd never clot all the time periods in a game together unless I did it section by section as a small prologue and went up to the present time period for Tekken 6...WITH JIN'S MOTHER DEAD! Just as you said dayashathirsts

  • Tekken City? This film looks worse than Resident Evil Afterlife and that was the worst thing I've seen since some shitty ancient Godzilla rip-off.

  • funniest thing ever!! 04:49

  • The Dead or alive movie was worse than this.Tekken Blood Vengeance SHOULD be better than this piece of trash.Nice review.You're funny. ^_^

  • @TakaEiyuuteki I saw it, and even though I haven't seen this movie, I can already tell "Tekken:Blood Vengeance" will be the better film.

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