Stay - Lisa Loeb Cover (John Maine Lyrics)

Kuff and the Buttheads - A little bit Lisa Loeb and a little bit tribute to the one and only met pitcher John Maine.

The man had 14 strikeouts in his last start of the year, at a time when the Mets looked like garbage and the fans needed something to cheer about. What does he have to do to get some respect?
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LYRICS

John Maine
will strike you out if he wants to
John Maine
he throws strikes all the time
strikes...

and you thought that this game was simple
and you thought that your bat belonged
but now john maine has taught you
and you know that you musta been wrong
cuz you struck out....
yeah....you struck out....

John Maine
You might as well call him daddy
cuz you can swing hard but you're never gonna hit it cuz these pitches that hes throwin to everyone everywhere are go so damn fast your gonna swing through air your batspeed is so negative, no! no! no! no!

He turns the fastball on
He turns the fastball up
and the batters are swinging right through it
one goes down looking the other swings away it doesnt really matter becasue either ones a k
and then another will be crying for his mother when he swings through a high fastball
and thats a fact john maine is throwing and youre thrown

and you thought youd hit a homer but now youre not too sure cuz youre swinging through his slider and that won't get you very far or anywhere its true

yeah you musta been naive
cuz john maine is just too strong
and you thought, "I can hit!!!! I can hit!!!" But now you know that you were wrong, cuz you struck out.... yeah you struck out....

and now you're shaking in your boots about the pitch hes gonna throw you might as well just drop your bat and turn around and go because your scared to swing.


and john maine
will strike you out if he wants to


John Maine Song

Category:

Music

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• Lisa
• Loeb
• Stay
• Kuff
• Butthead
• Acoustic
• Guitar
• John
• Maine
• New
• York
• Mets
• Pitcher
• awesome
• your
• mom
• song
• mofo

[gtisdabest]

Ha ha. +1 man.

[88HHWPWW]

yep. thats a mets fan

[fish7718]

This video males me so proud to be a Mets fan.

[ryda518]

this is a joke calm down people, it's funny

too bad john sucks now

[bandit81]

Ha ha...What the @#$...funny!

[superbigjesus]

lol a dude singing a lisa loeb song about john maine. i love youtube

[joemamamatt]

I clicked on this video because I thought you had down syndrome.

[ePiCprodz]

jack black?

[ido2001]

lol well it seems like he is really into that song lol 

[JimmyOriole]

I laugh every single time.

[Bennybeez1]

John Maine: Season ending surgery to clean out scar tissue. I think it's a safe bet that he has thrown his last pitch as met. Oh well, I guess well always hae this song...

[FeceMcGee]

lol your guitar is so out of tune man

this is funny but not as funny as some of these comments