Whole Foods Parking Lot - Calculus Rap Remix

Calculus Rap Remix of David Wittman's "Whole Foods Parking Lot".
Thanks to DJ Dave for sharing the beat.

Calculus Rap Remix created by http://www.integralCALC.com

Lyrics:
Yo professor
I know you see me back here
Been holding my hand up for like 10 minutes
No, no, no.... I got this question
What you need to do is take your hand
and put it right back where it was
What??
Yo its about to get REAL in this calculus class

Chorus
Its getting real in this calculus class I got
With my Ti-89 that I use a lot
Im on my grind homie, Pi's on my mind homie
James Stewart talking smooth acting like he know me
Its getting real in this calculus class I got
Whats the deal with these 8 am scheduled spots?
You feel what I say, up early every day
Working hard extra time with the TA

I'm walking slow to the test
Full stomach, extra pencils, feeling my best
Everyone came early, you can feel the tension
Im in the zone, last minute comprehension

Just then the prof passes out the exam
The time is now, nothing left to cram
I take a look at the first question and Im like NO WAY
Come on man, we never learned this on any day!

Chorus

Now I'm looking at the second half of the syllabus
Derivatives, Integrals... man I must persist
Crunching numbers to see if I can get a B
Questioning hows this going help me with my Psych degree?

So I take it online looking for extra help
Where do I turn....I dont know....maybe Yelp?
Just when I start to think Im becoming a whiz
Prof throws a curve ball, hits us with a pop quiz

Chorus

What's all this calc about anyway,
Developed by Leibniz and Newton, way back in the day?
Product Rule, Chain Rule... it all just scrambles your brain
Remember your ibuprofen, to help relieve the pain

Bout that time for me to check out
Take my C+, pride, and get the heck out
I'll have to wait for next semester to hit my flow
Calc 2 don't even know... its about to get REAL

Chorus

It's getting real in this calculus class I got
It's getting real in this calculus class I got

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Tags:

• whole foods parking lot
• calculus remix
• calculus
• rap
• integralCALC

[GeekyPumpkinKing]

:/ I seriously wish you were a tutor here, calc 2 is kicking my butt ha ha, I still have a chance though. First semester was easy but oh my god -_-...calc 2 is beating me to death.

[TheIntegralCALC]

@GeekyPumpkinKing I'm so sorry to hear that, but I know you can do it! Stay confident and do the best you can. :)

[pashapash85]

Nothin but fukkin horn dogs commenting lmao...nice job yo! U made my class a lil more manageable..played it on the projector too. Awesome!

[TheIntegralCALC]

@pashapash85 Hahaha, so true! Glad you liked it. :)

[baydood510]

I wish there was more chicks like you

[TheIntegralCALC]

@baydood510 like me? overly nerdy?? :)

[FacepuncherBlog]

Should do a remix with John Lajoie... "Show me your integrals, your integrals..."

[Perulaiz]

the things i would do.

[2girlsand1cup]

Damn you are a hottie!

[poopta]

<3333333333333333 thanks for helping me pass my college calc class you are the greatest

[Thrax005]

@TheIntegralCALC

Oh yeah, oh hell yeah.

Deliciously nerdy.

[xXSparky117Xx]

@TheIntegralCALC Do you also know linear algebra? That would be cool if you made videos for that :)