my pee is brilliant. my pee is pure. i love to pee in...reservoirs.

2 songs that i "wrote" during math about the most wonderful bathroom in all the land (located on the campus of JLHS). i hope that whenever you need to relieve your bladder, you think of these songs :)

#1. UR-IN-NATION (urination, duh.)
[Sung to the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner" (Francis Scott Key)]

Ohh say can you pee
A beautiful yellow
What so proudly I urinated
In the 300s bathroom
Oh the comfort of thee
How I wish I could pee
Right now during math
How I long to release it
I just really need to go
For I feel I'll implode
My bladder 'tis full
Ohh please do not burst
Ohh say does that stall
Provide any toilet paper
O'er the toilets in the 3'z
And the bladder I must save


#2. "Peeing Love"
[Sung to the tune of "Bleeding Love" (Ryan Tedder & Jesse McCartney)]

Closed off from the 3'z
I don't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
But spring break? That's lame
Time starts to pass before
You know it you're leaking (EEEW)
But something happened
For the very first time with you
My pee is satisfied with your toilet(s)
Found something true
And everyone's looking round'
Asking "Why can't you just go to that one?" (NOOO)
I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My bladder will soon get infected by the pee
That I keep on holding
In the 300s I love
Releasing
Re-releasing love
I keep peeing
I keep, keep peeing love
Urinating
Re-releasing love
Oh how I heart thee

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[arcanecraft]

this girl has issues...id be embarassed to have her as a gf xD

[Pacificc3]

@arcanecraft Sorry! ...yeah, I don't know of any other way to respond to your two statements. Maybe i'll just agree. Yeeee.

[heykelssxx]

HAHAHAHAH! I LOVE THIS!

But you are actually a good singer.

[Pacificc3]

@heykelssxx Thank you so much! :)

[TheNewBarrina]

btw the 300s bathroom are the best ones at school

[Pacificc3]

for real!

[joneseymomo]

Eeeewwwwww

[Toneplay]

Good singer. Find new material though.

[chanelle900]

she is a very good singer but there very random songs

[KierraKamikaze]

Your really great at singing =D But, weird choice in deciding what to write about for a song xD LO,L

[archnaaarcenv1]

Lol

[Krazydeath66]

haha :P

[rose101100]

i kinda feel like this would make a great punishment for losing a bet