Kink.com regularly hosts Happy Hours where employees and their guests can have a drink, unwind, share their work with their friends, and show newcomers around the impressive facility. This past Friday night, as everyone was doing just that, Kink.com Founder, CEO, and Happy Hour host, Peter Acworth, got a troubling phone call from his CTO, Daniel. He wondered what was wrong. Were the servers down? Did the network crash? Did the websites get hacked? How would Daniel know? He was stuck in the company elevator with 2 of his guests. Peter and Kink.com Facilities Manager Rich responded quickly to the crisis, calling upon the help of the San Francisco Fire Department. After some prying and pulling, the elevator doors were finally opened, and Daniel and his guests returned to Happy Hour with a great story to tell. While Kink.com Happy Hours could be called many different things, 'dull' definitely isn't one of them.
haha that would have been scarry
meowemo44 1 month ago
Why does he keep saying, "said elevator". These people are full of themselves and his girlfriend doesn't seem too bright.
niawest 3 years ago
Is selling 18 y/o girls as slaves so profitable they can buy a 14 million dollar torture castle?If you lie to a federal agent is the penalty 5 or 8 years in prison?Did you see the old couple who were sentenced to 40 years in prison for human trafficking?
scrotusglock 4 years ago
THIS is so funny . So he got caught in a elevator rigged so the girls he turns in slaves by beating and starvation cant escape ? Is this what happened?
zeno57 4 years ago