Cat Trapped in Sewer or Cat999

After saving it for certain pneumonia with a recently bought plank of wood, the humiliated cat spent the next few weeks with an incredibly stained butt, as the butt of everybodies cat jokes.


Once upon a Summer's season
When Cats and likes were out for treason
I couldn't help but notice, a meowing.. a meowing upon my backyard sewer
A meowing that was incessent and unforgiving, upon my backyard sewer
A meowing that lasted two days.. and refuse to stop, upon my backyard sewer`

And so, with great pre-tensions, and feeling some uncontrollable expansions, I walked up to my lost enclosure
And as I grew closer, I began to think, think a time of great exposures,
I think of a time when I tasted.. the last great embrasure, I think of a time when I embraced gentle tender love and some disclosures..

Cat 999
Disclaimer Similaritites to persons living or dead MUST be coincedential because if there is similaritites found with individuals living or dead
with this cat, they must never be allowed near a sewer.

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