a Yank Attempting Scottish

lol I LOVE my SCOTS!!
JoJo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4UTjAgy90
Gordon
http://www.youtube.com/user/gordy357

Lament For A Lost Dinner Ticket * (Margaret Hamilton) See ma mammy See ma dinner ticket A pitituma Pokit an she pititiny Washnmachine See thou burnty Up wherra firewiz Ma mammy says Am no tellnyagain No'y playnit A jist wen'y eatma Pokacrisps furma dinner Nabigwoffldoon The wummin sed Aver near Clapsd Jistur heednur Wee wellies sticknoot They sed Wot heppind? Nme'nma belly Na bedna hospital A sed A pititnma Pokit an she pititny Washnmachine They sed Ees thees chaild ebslootly Non verbal? A sed MA BUMSAIR Nwen'y sleep (as spoken by Adam McNaughtan)

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[DooNisH]

Freeeeeedooooom ^^

[Quisitali]

HAHAHA! I Love Ya, a always av... xD

[bearchay889]

everytime i hear a scot accent wether real or fake it makes me think of a guy that one of my friends brought to a concert one time.We were chatting in a rain room and he started talking about all the girls around.He was like to touch the wee lasses and they yell security security:D You did well.

[Quisitali]

hahaha! Awesome story! and Thanks!

[LoneVanu]

you just made my fantasy come true....

j/k <3

[Quisitali]

hahaha! I do what I can <3

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

I can't believe so many Scots are saying she did it well, to me she sounded Italian! Rolling the R's way too much.

[MrScreamGuy]

for someone from across the pond (HATE that phrase) you did well! And the poem is about a boy who had a dinner ticket, but his mum or "mom" put it in the washing machine, so he went to a burnt down house to eat crisps or "chips" and a wall fell on him, he was taken to hospital where the nurse couldn't understand him, he said his ass was sore and passed out. Yeah, i promise we have better poems

[MsOneiroi77]

written in a scottish accent. . . .you write in accents? I use a pen

[NexusVoid1990]

You sound like the wee laddie from Australia. Get those big bloody bulls on the big ship. LOL

[1nikg]

you did well :)

[williammacdonald2424]

* American do a convincing one

[williammacdonald2424]

haha sounds like a scottish asian haha still to see an americand too a convincing one :D

[jadeemacdonaldd]

your attempt at a Scottish accent sounds kinda.. like how my mother speaks and she's a Filipino who's been living in Scotland for 16 years :L

[eyeheartmetallica]

Your accent sounds nothing like mines haha and im from Glasgow, You speak the accent than most people i know:)

[TidyBridie89]

Aye yes... Glasgae... wailing weegies.... ROOLS is slang term, i thought you neds would ascertain that... but clearly not... I can articulate my syntax if you wish... weegie mink... hahaha