Hand To Mouth - PASTA!
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Simple: cheapest lamen - then shove everything you find around! Vegetables, 2 years old sauce, old meat with green mold, your cat, DONE! Something exotic, and it's hard to always make the same recipe!
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@zrogoszinski touch him on the penis. Oops. Wrong channel.
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These aren't supposed to be recipes, they're meant as hilarious instructions on how to feed yourself cheaply.
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Soup. Buy some vegetables, put them in a pot of boiling water.
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WRIST SLITTIN TIEM!
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Spaghetti sauteed with ketchup. I never tried it myself, but it doesn't sound bad. It is called a "Neapolitan" in the video game, Castlevania: Lament of Innocence. It restores hitpoints.
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And what's even better is that the ingredients sans noodles pull double duty as nice breakfast food.
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If you splurge on eggs, bacon, and a can of parmesan, you have carbonara. Delicious, cholestoroly carbonara.
Cook the bacon, cook the noodles, beat the egg, put the pasta in the bowl with the egg, crumble up the bacon and put it in the bowl, dust with parmesan. Then with like three or four boxes of spaghetti, that's like 12 meals for like 15 bucks total.
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Speaking as a starving college student... you guys are a god damned heroes.
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Was that a brick of butter? What the hell.
Use canned crushed tomatoes instead of tomato sauce and add salt and spices. Much cheaper.
TheAbstractparadox 3 months ago 47
Uploaded... on... august 29th?
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT.
dftbacacia 3 months ago 22