He is...STILL The Most Interesting Man in the World
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When playing chess, he even beats himself
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He made Jesus atheist
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he lost his virginity before his parents did.....
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He can make a double rainbow appear when he smiles.
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I don't always drink, but when I do
I beat my wife and kids savagely
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he is always right,
he thought he was wrong once
it turns out he was mistaken
stay thirsty my friends
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He can give women an orgasm just by pointing at them
He can find Area 51 while blindfolded
He can have Secret Service stand down while he Bitch Slaps the President
He can make addicts kick their addiction just by saying "Stop using"
He can remove viruses from computers just by whispering to the computer
He IS the most interesting man in the world
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@MoarPretzels4Boiz best one i've seen by far
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@imcrazyforwar and Fedor Emelianenko.
he is the four horsemen of the apocolypse...the other three are merely his shadows.
theblackmegadeus 1 year ago 27
His parents are named after him.
MoarPretzels4Boiz 1 year ago 15