Dear Day9

"Dear Day9" taken from John Prine's "Dear Abby"

Lyrics:

Dear Day9, dear Day9, my zealots feel weak,
I can't get to late game or end losing streaks.
I've said to buff protoss in 97 threads,
But sometimes I think Blizzard just wants me dead.
Signed,
Noisemaker

Noisemaker, Noisemaker, it's all in your head.
Think pylons and probes while you're lying in bed.
This isn't some frat-boy game like Halo three.
Just come watch my show and you'll see what I mean.

Dear Day9, dear Day9, my glasses are askew.
My front tooth is chipped, and I drool a lot too.
My headphones just slipped; now I have a black eye.
Would you laugh if a meteor hit?... Neither, would I.
Signed,
Self-Conscious

Self-Conscious, Self-Conscious, I know how you feel.
It's ok to be nice if jokes aren't what you deal.
And if anyone asks, tell them this little lie,
InControl saw your flip flops and punched out your eye.

Dear Day9, dear Day9, lend help if you could.
We missed daily two hundred, but heard it was good.
Uniden fighting! and other such fun,
But we need sound fx 'fore the next Starcraft's done.
Signed,
Blizzard

Blizzard, O Blizzard, I can't believe this.
I'll roll off some Brood War, I know it can't miss.
The Hydralisk's breathing, and the Queen's *shoowonk*
And everyone knows probes go *chutuning thunk*

Dear Sean, my brother, how goes it with you?
I can't stand co-caster, I think I am through
With his imba complaints and his arthritic fears.
He's started to ribbit through his peach-fuzzing beard.
Signed,
Nick, Tasteless

Dear Nick, it's great to hear from you, my bro
But it's just his ancestry and puberty's woes.
Just let him keep growing on the sunny side of trees,
Cuz e-sports is about more than just you and me.
Signed,
Day9



If the last couple verses confuse you, search youtube for "Who is Artosis?"

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Day9
• day9tv
• sc2
• SoTG

[Pedropieman]

I got every joke on this song. I need to go *gasp* out more often.

[Ruffruff3]

I just heard it all and read thru, and I liked it, I'm high though :p good stuff

[badgescops]

@Litolic 3 am when i wrote it in pitch dark i what i was saying is that starcraft is an esport as kespa is the korean elctronic sports asc.

[Litolic]

@badgescops is ur kboard broken? i can usually decipher what morons are saying but with urz i really cant.

please try again

[badgescops]

@Litolic lol so what is kespa then and why did they spend 2hundred milion won to get the licsnse form blisard to run there own leauge fya kesa is the korean elctronic sports ascseation

[thermos26]

Is there anywhere we can download this? I want it on my ipod.

[zemira103]

@Litolic yes clearly the game with biggest prize pool for winning a single tournament isn't an e sport

[Litolic]

sc2 isnt espots. thats like calling smash bros brawl esports.

[isaackearl]

brilliant. artosis is great too though he needs a song!

[patrix123321]

Wow ! The dream of every SC nerd : one plays this song around a fire, everybody around sings along, then the smoke over their heads forms the silhouette of the mighty Thought Hammer... They all go : « His words are blessings ! » « He only speaks brilliance ! » etc etc

Great song xD