What you need to know about May 21st 2011

Hi! Jesus Christ here and talking to you straight this time, no more talking through other people. As you might already know, the end of the world is coming soon. I'm back to tell you all how to prepare for the rapture!

The end of the world is near, but it won't hurt if you've been good!

With love,
Jesus

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[brian601881]

jesus plz tell me what god looks like is he brad pitt/david beckham

[SecondJesusChrist]

@brian601881 He has a glorious beard and a large penis.

[eaglesfreak911]

@SecondJesusChrist so your saycalling me god?

[SecondJesusChrist]

@eaglesfreak911 There is only one God, and he's my dad. The Jews, the Muslims, the Rastafarians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster worshipers, and the Buddhists are not on my list to attend the rapture.

[TENSHl]

You're hot

take my virginity, Jesus

[SecondJesusChrist]

@TENSHl Jesus love you long time.

[inxyTrolls]

Haha, it didn't happen. Weren't sure if you were joking, but... I subscribed to your channel. Make more vlogs? I find your personality entertaining. I'd like to see more.

[Dervanon]

@JayQuinn1994 failed at WHAT?

[Dervanon]

jesus is arabian, he is a pretender and liar. and he wouldnt make a video, he would say god will make the video for me and nothing will happen.

[Exitof99]

@JayQuinn1994 How does that make any sense? Is he just going to pop in to existence and have no understanding of technology? How else would he get his message out? Was he in heaven just loafing and not studying for his return? Youtube is global and used by all!

JayQuinn10AD said: Jesus wouldn't even know how to read a book, much less write!

[JayQuinn1994]

You failed dude, YOU FAILED, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[JayQuinn1994]

Yeah I'm sure Jesus would be uploading videos to YouTube, he Wouldent even know what a computer is, he was around a long time before computers were released... Just sayin...

[urahore1]

Jesus will destroy you,....to save you of course! But first you must be beaten into submission,......even if it's not fair,...because dummy,......just because. So,.......it should be no surprise to you when jesus kicks your scrawney ass and gives you some stitches. I am not joking,..Jesus can and will kick your ass,.........even if he got's to cheat a little,....he'll do it. I don't think this guy is Jesus,......I really don't,..

......he doesn't even glow any and he is smiling,.....nope...

[TheNigerianScammer]

do you straighten your hair jesus?

[dirtydonki]

twat

[7thDayofGrace]

i spit you out. deceiver