NC* Summer Athletics (Wii) Review

Awful games get ridiculous reviews. I'll stick with serious reviews for serious games if that's what you guys want. Intellectually spelling out "everything about this game is terrible, I would suffocate it in its sleep if it were a person", gets a little tiring after a while. But then let me know what you guys think.

Subscriber Survey: Should I ever review a mini-game compilation again or should we all just assume that they'll always and forever suck?

DEVELOPER: 49Games

RELEASE DATE - PUBLISHER
US 08.04.08 - Conspiracy Entertainment
EU 08.15.08 - DTP Entertainment
AU 08.22.08 - Eidos Interactive

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• summer
• athletics
• video
• game
• review
• nintendo
• wii
• olympics
• sports
• play
• mini-game
• compilation
• trailer
• gameplay
• footage
• wario
• ware
• angry
• avgn
• irategamer
• irate
• gamer
• sucks
• running
• diving
• biking
• track
• field
• videogame

[iucas13]

Dude, wtf :O

If you don't like the game, don't buy it. Why the hell do you have to be sarcastic??

[neverchris]

This review is a review.

[headcut2007]

this guy full of shit he thinks every game on the wii is shit never got a good word to say about any games

[neverchris]

So which games would you argue that I think are shit that you think are good you dumbass?

[ConnorJamesGormanGKR]

u suk ass at dis game

[neverchris]

I would cry for anyone who didn't suck ass at this game.

Although honestly, I always record myself playing the first time I have at it as that best represents the game most people will see when they first play it. Providing something like a graceful speed run would would horribly misrepresent it.

[DarkAkatoshX]

"like trying to give an elephant a handjob..."

[Ninetails2000]

QWOP Olympics!

You know how to five an elephant a handjob? Don't know if ME Gusta....

[SiMgUrL1721]

I think they were trying to copy off Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games, and make a cheap, crappy version of it. LOL

[90SecondGameReviews]

I truly hope you never played Barbie: Island Princess. How you know that's a mini-game style game I'll never know.

[YellowLickilickyXL]

Your tone is voice is... uggh.

[CRHWESPN23]

GAME SUCK DICK

[airplanefreak27]

I kind of agree - I think this is game is kind of sad especially since people aren't physically doing the sport! They're just sitting on their couch pressing buttons really fast trying to win a race when they could actually experience that in real life and realize it's much harder than pressing buttons - It's a slap in the face to the real track athletes (like myself)