Total Eclipse of the Pox

Medical students perform final project on herd immunity.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• herd immunity
• small pox

[HammerDocTeacher]

God I wish T cells couldnt fight

And smallpox would live alright

Smallpox would be alright.

Once upon a time I took millions of lives

Now Im shut away in a box

Nothing I can say

A total eclipse of the pox!

[HammerDocTeacher]

With my rash, a third lost sight!

With my sores, millions ran fever,

And if a terrorist let me fly

It would be worse now than ever

Cause the vaccines quit in eighty five

But if they started now together

they could make it safe if they spread the word

immunity depends on the strength of the herd

Dont know what to do and Im living in Petrie

At mercy of researchers at CDC

[HammerDocTeacher]

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit restless in this laboratory vial

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit helpless and Im going through all stage of denial

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit angry at vaccines that are made from bovine

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified that doc eradicated my kind

I turnaround, theyre immunized—every now and then I see a scar

You turnaround, were immunized—but every now and then I see a scar!

[HammerDocTeacher]

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely now Im not goin round Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired of no papules or the sounds of their tears Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by,

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified the world has all been immunized Turnaround, immunized, every now and then I fall apart! Turnaround, immunized, every now and then I fall apart!