Chrissie's Last Swim... On Land?!?

This is just a video of me tormenting an ant by chasing it around, then crushing it right in front of the camera. All while humming the Jaws theme song. Badly.




(If you're wondering about the title, the vast majority of ants are female. Males are only produced during the mating season, to fertilize the queen ants; once that is over, all of the drones [males] die. All of the queen and worker ants are female; the workers are merely sterile. Since "Chrissie" is a female name, the first scene in Jaws is titled "Chrissie's Last Swim", and that scene basically consists of a [stupid] human female swimmer being dragged underwater and eaten by the titular shark... yeah. Basically, I'm tormenting this ant in much the same manner that Jaws tortured Chrissie at the start of the classic film. Only, since humans and ants are land-based creatures, this particular "last swim" is on land. Man, these things are a lot less funny when you have to explain them.)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ant
• crush
• cheesy
• jaws
• ripoff
• badly
• hummed
• music
• chase
• land
• vs
• water
• human
• shark

[LeperAffinity]

what.

the.

fuck.

[Luigifan18]

Yeah... sometimes a guy's just gotta amuse himself. ^_^;

[XX1XXrunescapeXX1XX]

lol ?

[DURPINE]

I LOVE JAWS

[LeperAffinity]

you got me there.