Cullen vs Potter

TRANSCRIPT BELOW!
completely improvised twilight spoof!
Sarah:-Bella/Harry
Amber:-Edward

[Transcript]

Bella: you're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold...
Edward:.. I thought I had a tan?!
B: you eyes change colour and sometimes you speak like, like you're from a different time.
E: Brap mate!
B: you never eat or drink anything, you don't go out in the sunlight, how old are you?
E: 17
B: how long have you been 17?
E: 364 days.
B: so it's your birthday tomorrow?
E: yeah!
B: Oh happy birthday!!!!
E: thank you!
B: i know what you are!
E: say it, whisper it in my ear...
B: [shouts] YOU'RE HARRY POTTER/
E:I said whisper it in my ear!
B: sorry...[whispers] you're harry potter.
E:one minute..[draws on scar]...yes I am! -
-and are you afraid?
B:No.
E: Oh that's good! I'm off to save hogwarts!
B: Edward wait, I-I mean Harry, wait!
E: you'd better hold on tight spidermonkey!!
[attempts a piggy back, and fails, falls down]
B: OW! maybe I'll just walk...

E: YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME?!
B: I bloody well know I can Edward!! bring it on!
E: ['runs' down hill screaming]..fine! I think we should race!
B:...BRING IT ON.
[run down hill, edward trips, bella carries on running]
B: what'cha doing?! [runs back]
E: Ow....- you think you can fight me off?! [picks up tiny twig, throws it, Bella picks up a massive branch and throws it to Edwards surprise] looks like Bella is stronger and faster than Edward...

[in tree]
E: I'm designed to kill.
B: I don't care.
[Edward falls out of the tree]
B: Edward?! Edward?!...oh crap.
[bella walks away]

E: But I am designed to kill.
B: I DON'T CARE.
E: But i am designed to kill!
B: Look I just said-
E: Shh! to kill...'he who must not be named'
B: you mean..VOLDEMORT?!?!?!
E: shh! he who must NOT BE NAMED.
B: sorry....LEMME LEMME HELP YOU! CAN I JOIN DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY?!
E: no no no, there is too many in that already..Hermione..and Ron, and that fit sister of his Ginny!
B: fine then-
Harry: did someone say...Ginny?!
- hey vamp, did you come on to my girl?!
E: i just think i did!
H: wanna fight?!
E: [pushes harry] yeah!
H: take your socks off!
B: No Edward, don't!
E: but i'm cold....
H: you call yourself a vampire?!
E: yeah! you call yourself a wizard?!
H: actually I am the boy who must not be named!
E: well...GET YOUR POINTY STICK OUT.
H: my pointy thing?!?
E: yeah! get it out!
H: you wanna see my pointy thing-
E: your pointy thing!
[Harry goes to undo his trousers]
H: okay, I'll get my pointy thing out...
E: NO NO NO NOT THAT ONE! [Shot of Bella falling in shock]
E: not that one, your wand!
H: oh THAT pointy thing......HA!
[wand is out]
B: No!
[Edward taps the wand and it falls to the floor]
E: HA!
[They 'girl' fight]
B: Edward.. Harry, break it off!!!
H:No no, don't bite me, I don't want to live forever!!!!! - wait, what am i doing?! i could just do this [reaches for wand] imperio!
[gives Edward commands 'up' 'down' 'turn around]
H: BAM!
[Edward falls backwards]
H: Avada Kedavra!!!!
[Edward dies]

END

We didn't film using a tripod so it was really hard to get angles right etc some are a bit strange but still, we worked with what we had ;)
We received loads of 'war wounds' whilst filming this :p but it was so fun! :D

music from incompetech.com ;)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• twilight
• spoof
• xgossipqueenx
• sarahxxlou
• woods
• funny
• harry
• potter
• ginny
• edward
• bella
• fight
• die
• new
• moon
• sketch

[blugg4bug]

More kids on YouTube need to get out there with a video camera and just enjoy. Great editing too. But who is Edward lol

[Sarahxxlou]

edward cullen from twilight ;]

[camerontarbell]

i can't go on your page. WTF>

[chioguenther]

CRAP

[twilight111000222]

lol xx

[RisenAngel17]

HARRY POTTER FTW!!!!! 

[allieallieg8tor]

Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. xDD

[doraziou]

Girls you are really good. The video was funny and impressive!!!

[SamanthaLawliet]

the transcript is funnier than the actually video

[jessicahelenx]

this is quite awful

[samrox231]

the blond girl looks like luna lovegood, not harry potter

[therandomstrangers]

I love how Harry is British but Sarah used a southern accent. When she has a naturally British accent.

Ahh, Sarah. x)

[swiimgfreek]

ohh potter wins all the way

[ursibilli]

although im german i think this is very good!!!!!!!