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Republican Commercial Parody
I don't know about YOU, but I can't remember ever being so underwhelmed by a group of men (no women yet) running for President. Are you kidding me? Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty? They make George H W Bush look like Ronald Reagan. If the unthinkable were to happen and one of them, or Newt Gingrich (shudder) were to win we'd go into a national coma if we had to listen to them for four years.
So come on Republicans. This really isn't fair to the country. If worse comes to worse, why not trot out John McCain for a second stab at the job the way the Democrats did with Adlai Stevenson going up against Eisenhower. The guy's a good soldier and will probably do it if you let him run with Joe Lieberman. THAT would really piss off Sarah Palin, which is something I think we can all agree we'd like to see. She sure is funny when she gets all angry!
Trump Photo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donald_Trump_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg
Huckabee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Huckabee-SF-CC-024.jpg
Palin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sarah_Palin_Germany_3_Cropped_Lightened.JPG
Newt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Newt_Gingrich_by_Gage_Skidmore_retouched.jpg
Mitt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Laptopgov.JPG
Idaho and Maine definitely in his back pocket, only 48 states where this idea is sure to "grow", I see him "eyeing" for a take-over of the White House vegetable garden already!!!!
Great concept, script, execution and allocution! This video might really go viral in days, seeing that there's really no Republican more exciting than Mr. Potato Head!
awreslr2 9 months ago
@awreslr2 Hmm? Do they actually have any good old American Potatoes in the White House Veggie Garden, or is it filled with Belgian Endive?
britethorn 9 months ago
@britethorn You're right, it's an "elitist" garden, filled with endive and arugula, and a few other exotic plants, probably from Hawaii or even Kenya!!! I hear most Republicans just want to "take our garden back" to the good old days, a less "elitist" garden where good patriotic Americans can grow real meat and real potatoes!!!!
awreslr2 9 months ago
@awreslr2 I think we better stop this before we give FoxNews any story ideas. Sean Hannity probably thinks you can grow meat.
britethorn 9 months ago
He's got name recognition all right, but don't you think he might be too much of an intellectual?
grandmachristine42 9 months ago
@grandmachristine42 You raise a very good point. If he chooses Michelle Bachman as his running mate, that should bring things back into balance.
britethorn 9 months ago 2