Published on May 7, 2012
This one isn't great I don't think... but everyone else says it is, so I guess we'll see what the community says. Only a few days late (after the 2 week mark I said I'd try to stick to) So have some boasty trixie!
EDIT: I should probably give credit to the awesome site I got the beat from http://beatbulletin.com/
DOWNLOAD LINK: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40286713/Re-m...
Thanks to GaugeN and Ibeabronyrapper for mastering this, their channels are here
DJ GaugeN: http://www.youtube.com/user/DJGaugen?...
and thanks to Izanagisinx for the image used for the song http://www.izanagisinx.deviantart.com
ALSO! and this is VERY IMPORTANT! A friend of mine really needs some attention. He's a great musician and has been severely underappreciated! Check out his channels which are listed below
EDIT: Chrysalis rap is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqCP-L...
The great and powerful trixie at your service
Mess with me and you know you deserve this
Burn this, save it for tomorrow
With trixie around there's nought but sorrow
Something in my stomach burnin
Revenge round the corner lurkin
Fillies better get ta learnin
Cuz guess what trixie's returnin
steppin up my game and I'll make you all see
What a badass mare this unicorn can be
Believe me, I'm the best of the best.
So much training even twi will be impressed.
I've got the class of ten thousand rarities
No amount of magic can even compare to me
Look me in the eyes you'll see the sincerity
Got a new attitude so much clarity
Despite the fact that you ran me out of town
Trixie's back and she's gonna stay around
Ponyville needs me, a great show mare
You don't like that I boast? Why should I care?
I'm stickin to a city that can love my shows
And appreciate the brilliance of these flows
I won't let six mares get under my skin
Aside from you I bring crowds of thousands
Studied up and learned real magic
Make the haters feel so tragic
Ain't no longer actin' plastic
Trixie's back I feel fantastic
Listen up, and listen well
I'm a knockout mare, ring the bell
Stroll through town all the fans will bow
I'm the real great and powerful Trixie now
Show my face and mares go quiet
Mess with me don't even try it
Better than me? Sorry don't buy it
You're lookin' kinda fat, you need a diet
Around the world, hear my voice
For a fantastic show there's no other choice
I'm the single best unicorn in town
If you mess with me I'll beat you down.
Ponyville canterlot even fillydelphia
They'll all see I'm the best, that's why I'm tellin' ya
A change is comin so best prepare
And be ready for this magical mare
Comin' to show you what it means to be pro
A master of magic a master of flow
You'll see what true magic really means
I'm the best of the best, not nowhere between
Trixie's back she's got real power
Every second every hour
Standing tall, a shining tower
You'll all get beat so hit the showers.
You wanna beat trix? Oh don't be silly.
I'll beat you so bad you'll look like a filly
Fluttershy's better? Ha, that's funny
Just tell that dumb mare to get back to her bunnies
Now I'm back are you excited?
Gimme a grin, no need to hide it
Been a while, my time I've bided
Finally back, I'm so delighted!
Canon or fanon, I don't really care
In both cases I'm the best of the mares
Mane six who? Twilight what?
Trixie's got this, lemme strut my stuff
I'm comin, get runnin' hit the deck
I'mma earn every damn one of your respect
I elect to reject the town I select until they respect that I am the best
I believe in my heart that I've earned a part of all of the charts I'm a work of art
Best of the best, I pass the test, you're so worthless but let me assess
The situation at hoof at the moment
the stage is all mine so I'm gonna own it
so sit back relax enjoy the show,
more talent then you'll ever know
if you don't try to call me out
won't have to destroy you and make you pout
So bury your faces, and read the news
If you didn't know, then now you do
Mane of white, coat of blue
If you think you can win, ha, get a clue
This is serious business, no I don't play
I perform mad magic all night all day
Ten bits for a show, be ready to pay
And be prepared, trixie's on her way.
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