Marriage (aka Take Your Shoes Off By The Door)

Original song by Andrew Myers. A comedic look on relationships gone bad.

Lyrics:

Take your shoes off by the door
She said I've asked you so many times before
You know I'm sick of all the wars
Why can't you just leave your shoes by the door?

Why d'ya never brush your hair?
God it seems like you just don't care
If I'm even sitting there in your chair
How would I fare?

And its just these little things that blow up in your face
It's the mountains and molehills that never change
Sometimes it the girls you love are strange
If I'm ever happy then you'll make sure I'm in pain

Take your shoes off my brand new couch
Tell me why do you always slouch
And I ask why you look like a trout
She'll burn my clothes and knock my teeth out

Hell her cookings awfully lame
And we've gone past the cute pet names
I'd like throw her in front of a train
My sides will split as I scoop up her brain

And its just these little things that blow up in your face
It's the mountains and molehills that never change
Sometimes it the girls you love are strange
If I'm ever happy then you'll make sure I'm in pain

Category:

Music

Tags:

• country
• unsigned
• acoustic
• marriage
• andrew
• myers

[QueenOfWannabe87]

I like this :-D Cool voice too! It has a good folk/country-quality to it! peace&love, Anne

[thehoneyman]

Thanks Queen of Wannabe. I'm incredibly hairy on this video. Must have been recorded about full moon.

[Celestialhost]

Removing shoes at the door is very easy and very sensible.

[davinpilling]

Hello, I am making a Take Your Shoes Off By The Door Matt to see if it sales on ebay soon, could I play your song on my website someday if I make it big? davinpilling