CROSSFIT is calling for me (a rehearsal @ Crossfit Seattle)

This is a rehearsal - sneak peak to a future show
Song after Victor Herbert's "Art is calling for me"

Guitar AND Lyrics - the fantabolous miss FRAN
filmed at http://crossfitseattle.com
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Everyone is fat
low-fat food is king
and I'm fat and I know it
But Nautilus machines are dull dreary things
They do not work, and I show it

To be forged in fitness, that's the one life for me!
My figure's just like Pavarotti,
I know I'd win fame if I played CrossFit Games.
I could become such a hottie!
I've practiced burpee drills
That send the cold chills
Down my back before I throw up my fish-oil piiiillllls

I long to be a firebreather, breather, breather;
I long to loosen up my hamstrings.
To be able to kip,
To become a king of fit,
... do thirty muscle-ups on the rings!
I want to have a sub-ten Helen, Helen, Helen,
Like other hunk boys that I see
I hate obesity
I hate conformity
Crossfit is calling for me

In the GloboGym, they tell me to exhale
And do not drop the weights, they admonish
I can lift a heavy snatch (though sometimes I bail)
Their reputation I will tarnish
Those bumper-plates so sweet - if I use good technique
I'll snatch my bodyweight, and I know it
I'll do handstand push-ups til I bleed from my eyes
I'm as sleek as a surfer, you know it
Girls will be on the brink of hysterics, I think
Even strong men will have to go out for a drink

I long to be a CrossFit monster, monster, monster;
I long to be scary-strong
With my avoirdupois
And my overhead squat
I will make quite a scene in my thong
I long to hear them shout: "Pick it up!" before I throw up
Oh, very lovely that must be
That's what I'm dying for
That's what I'm sighing for
CrossFit is calling for me

Category:

Music

Tags:

• crossfit
• seattle
• art
• is
• calling
• for
• me
• herbert

[aloguapet]

How you do it? I mean, you always do surpresive things... Have you waited until the gym was closed? Is she your friend, or just is your personal trainer? Are you working in Tv programs? You must be a creative or script or anything... You are curious anyway!!!! And i like this, because I'm also a bit crazy in this sense! Thats why i feel identyfied with you!

[wenarto]

she is a crossfit trainer! thanks for watching. I know I am crazy :-)

[zodawg0079]

What is this I don't even

[cardee21]

LMAO!!!!! That dude is dope! Crossfit kicks butt!

[rizzo02481]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg fran showed this to me today and i was DYING. And the fact that I know the original song made it even better.

that's why i love that place ...

[ariastoteles]

Hahahah Wenarto...

Bravo for you and her guitarrista.

[israelanderson21]

Excercise is important but remember diet is equally essential to having a bodiss like a greek god. You are doing so well W we are all proud of you.

[vladpopa1976]

I've been singing at Crossfit for only a week and my butt is already more toned than ever.

[boisfarine1970]

a pity I don(t understand all the words!!!:-(

[eehendrick]

Is that an original song? Fanatastic! Lovely guitar, hysterical lyrics, choreography good enough for Richard Simmons--and the singing of a champ. Bravo!