Storytime With Marilyn Manson [Explicit Words] ;) Mayhem Fest 2009 - Hartford, Conn

Explicit words. You've been warned.




"I told this story last night to Philadelphia, but they were a bunch of fucking pussies.
But I have a feeling that [Insert City Here] is NOT a bunch of pussies, am I right? [Pop]
Thats what I thought.
So the other day I had to go take a piss, but I could not find a public rest room.
So I went into a church.
And I went into the confessional.
And I'm just trying to piss, but the guy says:
"Tell me son, what are your sins?"
And I said:
"How much fucking time do you have motherfucker?"
And after I told him all of my sins,
Which include tonight,
Which is influencing the young of America to behave in a drug, sexual,
Very bad, evil, Mayhem way.

He said:
"Son you need to tell these children not to do drugs!
To not drink alcohol, to not FORNICATE...with one another!"

And being that I had to piss, I pissed in God's face."

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[GojinnV1]

It was hilarious. And a good fucking concert. I just had a little beef with Manson singing like a retard off the mic- but all in all, great day and night.

[iheartkikamonster]

omfg i was there and two people next to me and my friends was haveing sex on the lawn and i ran and jumped into the mosh pit. fucking epic

[19starre94]

lmfao i was there! i wanted 2 cheer but my dad was right next 2 me xD that wouldnt have gone well xDDD hahah

[posthuman1996]

Wow thats a fuckin good story!!! holy shit i love when he gets sacreligious.. Whoo!!!

[JasySykes93]

now that's really awesome.

i love his voice.

a lot.

[noojx666]

i was fuckin there haha FUCK PHILI....

[MaddoxxSparrow]

thanx for posting this. he didnt do this at our show last night.

[BlackDiamondXx]

my bf got to go, and when he told this he and his friend just started laughing. wish i was there.

[cuddlyantichrist]

That was hilarious. And when he burned the bible? Great night.

[ITSL3G1T]

this was sooo fucking funny that night hahaha