Know Your: Ages of Consent! (Full Version)

*Because he is speaking to a room full of high school students, Uncle Merv's handy song is based on each state's lowest possible age of consent, many of which are based on legal loopholes called "close-in-age exemptions." Be sure to brush up on your local statues before trying this at home. Thanks Uncle Merv!

CAST
Jablonski/Uncle Merv - Ryan Hunter
Teacher - Quin Gordon
Students - Dane DeHaan, Anna Wood, Caitlin Hill, Sarah Austin, Nick Kowalczyk
Cop - Jesse Patch
State Senators - Aaron Gaines, Ethan Van Duzer, Dominik Rothbard

Pastor Bob - Ryan Hunter
Scoutmaster Steve - Jonny Gillette
Senator Stan - Taige Jensen
Trucker Ted - Dave Powell
Herman the German - Will Connell
Dandy Donald - Neal Bledsoe
Sex-Change Sam - Maggie Ross
Professor Chester - Ryan Hall


CREW
Writing, Directing, Music, Post-Production - Ryan Hunter
Camera, Additional Compositing - Taige Jensen
Wardrobe - Ryan Hall
Special Thanks - Jesse Patch, Taige Jensen, Dallas Jensen, Todd Schaeffer, Dylan Steinberg, Jenn Lyon, Yahea Abdulla

Inspired by the song "Wakko's America" from the show Animaniacs.

POYKPAC FUN FACT #1: This video represents a full reunion of the cast of GristleMania '87!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QJ3X_qp3U8

POYKPAC FUN FACT #2: It also features the return of characters from "Pastor Bob & Billy," "POYKPAC Asks," and "'Llectuals."

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[instentvideo20]

so, i'm still confused if this is a real serious video of sex ed,cause my parents thought it was,i'm only 12,and u might have taught me some inapropiate things,well i can only blame u an my parents

[xXBangomangoXx]

DAMN IT, I moved from New York to Texas.

[kellijo9311]

they didnt even say michigan wthh

[marketaruz]

america is fucked. seriously

[170sChannel]

trololololololololol

[pastadam]

Thats the dude from chronicle!! 

[serialslammer]

ya see kids there are certain states where love can blossom!

[forrestgumby]

I am going to play this video as my defense if I ever go to court.

[pirategirl717]

wooohooo 18 in Va!!!

[BigBenOnRs]

Im a lover in Virginia :)

[LaxRatBra]

You guys make some hilarious videos.

[TheJazuma]

y not b on the safe side n do it once u turn 18? or if u can't wait dat long, den simply don ask 4 d age, keep it real