Johnny Quickdeath Celebrates Freedom

Grab a bag of Lil Smokies, get out the rubber ducky floaties and drift off into the packed, noisy waters of the town dam, with the delicious smell of cooked human flesh wafting in the thick summers breeze.

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[CRUNCHeasy555]

why ISN'T there a firework in your ass?

[HugBenson]

because otherwise it would be in his dick.

[utsudoshi]

@yezzaa1 If I'm not mistaken, every video does this (I've noticed this too)

[yezzaa1]

noticed how there is no 0:07?

[rregre]

That felt way longer than 5 seconds... But it wasn't/

WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?

[Pretison]

the one guy killed himself because he knew what would happen if johnny release his last gas of ass

[Bonabopn]

The camera change at 0:04 is really weird, they're both doing different pose after the change.

[irocknrollDooM]

Dude, American Mario and Chef Luigi.

[bond626007]

I think I laughed WAY too much

[Skatanic5589]

Johnny Quickdeath needs his own show

[TheEmotionalstone]

the two top comments.. = LOL

[MsKatrama]

someone....explain me this please.....