U.S. Congress dysfunction, "Inz-sights" (Enzyte spoof)

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[heyfeverish]

It's a miracle! I tried Inz-sights last night and got a primary election. What happens if it lasts til November 08'

[POLExpediters]

If that does happen, experts suggest that you take up golf and work on your short game.

[sturzzione]

if i were a dwarf...(subjunctive mood, condition contrary to fact) I think i would be "Musty"

[POLExpediters]

Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty.

[goodmorgnnn]

I hope Inz-sight helps with my inability to maintain a radical moderate position while indulging in...The Politics of Sex (oops, I mean Life!)

[POLExpediters]

Now the Politics of Sex... that's a whole 'nother subject.

[Frekingname]

ha ha!

[tnix80]

retard alert, look out below!

[xleax]

What's the beef with Oprah and O'Reilly? Two of my favorite shows on TV.

[MadMustard]

I can help you out. I'll send the link to your YouTube email account.

[pakiprince7135]

Hahaha, nice. How did you get the music in your commercial? I made an enzyte spoof (a lame one), and i couldnt get the music in it. i spent more time looking for it then making the movie. if you could let me know thatd be great.

[sturzzione]

turns out I mis-read my telegram.....it says I may already be a wiener.....Now I gotta find the Rule for that......

[POLExpediters]

But how accurate was he on Paris?