Murder She Wrote Song - Rocky and Balls

A little song about one of our favourite tv heroines, JB Fletcher.

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In a little fishing town in Maine, there's a famous lady writer
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Who deals in love revenge and pain and solving crime delights her
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Her looks so unassuming, even muurrrrderers like her
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For when they plan a homicide they stupidly invite her

They say "won't you come and stay with me, my husband has just died,
I'm getting all his money, they say it's suicide
You'll hear the reading of the will, we'll have a lovely time"
But ol' JB cannot be fooled, you know she'll solve the crime.

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But don't ever go to cabot cove
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Don't make friends, don't say hello
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Don't stick around, don't stay for tea
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'Cause you'll either die or kill somebody

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Jessica Feltcher is gonna getcha
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You'll end up in jail or on a stretcher
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Is she gonna catch you, you betcha!
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She's the one and only J B Fletcher
G
Jessica Feltcher is gonna getcha
D B
You'll end up in jail or on a stretcher
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Is she gonna catch you, you betcha!
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Jessica Beatrice Fletcher

She's flown all around the world, selling books and giving talks
When she's on a crime scene her eyes are like a hawk's
But isn't she a suspect? Shouldn't she be caught?
When everybody round her, ends up lined in chalk

So don't ever go to cabot cove
Don't make friends, don't say hello
Don't stick around, don't stay for tea
'Cause you'll either die or kill somebody

Jessica Feltcher is gonna getcha
You'll end up in jail or on a stretcher
Will she solve the crime, you betcha!
She's Jessica Beatrice Fletcher

Category:

Music

Tags:

• murder she wrote
• rocky and balls
• hannah-rei
• sophie madeleine
• live
• acoustic
• ukulele
• rockyandballs
• jessica fletcher
• angela lansbury

[monkeyfunforidiots]

Great song as always. Also, on your live UStream thing you did the other day, you were singing a little tune from some anime thing. What was it? You never did answer.

[RockyandBalls]

@monkeyfunforidiots It's from a japanese cartoon called Panda Go Panda :)

[ezylee]

If I'm ever having a bad day I know Rocky and Balls are waiting for me when I get home to put a smile on my face... I'm talking metaphorically of course, I don't have them tied up in my basement or anything, that would just be weird.

[mauro00013]

In a little fishing town in Maine, there's a lamous fady writer.

[Born2Die83]

Only 8 dislikes??? Come on... more people got to hate this

[senorBiRico]

sophie reminds me so of Katherine ross

[ohmysweetnurse]

You ladies have yet to disappoint - keep up the good work! :D

[mtsukiko]

@TomMolony456 haha i thought it was pretty funny...

[Tristakens]

Oh dear goodness cutest thing i got to see tonight! You girls are very darling :D

[jamienicholasrowson]

That was god damn hilarious! You guys are so clever with your lyrics and as always your harmonies are awesome EVEN WHEN THE GO WRONG AND YOU END UP IN HISTERICS

[TomMolony456]

great song but off at the end it is off it is not funny to screw up

[noahisgod]

the girl on the left is considerable better vocally

[shelbyolive]

What kind of uke do you play???

[weats]

Cute. :>