"ill barrel race ya to the tree"
"whats a barrel roll?"
"like a barrel!"
"like head, butt, head, butt"
"try one honey" "no im not an IDIOT"
"bill i think you should barrel roll"
"your givin me a headache" "you sure its HIM?"
"mallory (thats my daughter) BURP"
"whats it called when you put your hands down like that?" "a cartwheel??"
"ive never seen him this drunk"
"just dont let go with your hands and you wont fall down!"
"this is an alien clone, this is not your father"
"remember that meteor shower last night?" "no i forgot..."
"taught my daughter to say no!"
'YEEEAAA' lmao
fart1001 2 years ago
hahah
i can't believe my dad tried to get me to do that.
mallorycantdance 5 years ago