Docapella - MED SCHOOL PARADISE

Docapella is a medical student vocal ensemble at the University of Toledo College of Medicine. The token 4th year says farewell with a tribute to his time in medical school. Spring Concert 2010 in the CCE glass atrium on the Health Science Campus.

MED SCHOOL PARADISE
(lyrics)

Yo my name is Pat and I'm an MS4
You know my bags are packed, I'm almost out the door
Yeah I'm singing Coolio, you haters think this is wack?
Well hey we're Docapella and we're bringing it BACK!
First and second year, you're gansta pre-clinical
But all that pharm and path got ya feeling so cynical
Biochemistry's got you studying psycho
Your car might not have rims but you got a Kreb Cycle
Anatomy friends smell like formaldehyde
But you're rolling with Netter, just like Bonnie and Clyde
And you're buried in loans, like you just bought a home
And late library nights make up your new social life
And the misery is putting down your self esteem?
But that's med school baby, hey you're livin' the dream!

CHORUS:
Been spending most our lives living in a med school paradise

Check it, gonna give one more verse a shot
You might be thinking hyperthyroid cuz my lyrics are hot
Before you know it you'll be taking your boards
And then after you rock 'em youll be off to the wards
You're wearing your white coat and finally seeing patients
With arrhythmic palpitations to psych confabulations
You round all day, present a patient or two
Ten hours on your feet with no breaks for food
The club is bumpin' Friday night like you wouldn't believe
But you're on call, its 2 AM, you're doin' H&Ps
3rd year's rough, the nurses look at you with pity
But by 4th year its like you got the keys to the city
You can place an IV and it never gets clotted
Your game is more potent than a gram of Dilaudid
Yo this med school life, you know I ran it cold
One day I'll have so much bling you might call ME Dr. Gold!

BRIDGE:
Tell me why are we so pale you see?
Its because were stuck in the library.
(no vitamin D y'all)

http://journals.utoledo.edu/patrick/2010/04/30/lets-start-our-15-minutes/

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