Oprah OWN Show Former Reject: Unleash Your Mediocrity Now! Audition

http://bit.ly/S0NDRA This Oprah contest entry was rejected three times. For my fourth and final submission, I left off the last line...which apparently violated contest rules, because now my submission is up on the site. Here on YouTube is the exclusive full version, including the defaming? illegal? copyrighted? celebrity lookalike? last line. Oh, and it's OK to click the link and vote.

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Entertainment

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• Oprah
• OWN Network
• contest
• audition
• self help
• reject
• mediocrity
• TV
• turned down
• OWN show
• Winfrey

[Sonndra]

Can't believe Oprah turned down the chance to have the first show ever on how to increase mediocrity on her new network. I didn't believe the vote tampering rumors about Dr. Phyllis, but in this case I am not so sure. How did I end up with only 23 votes? I voted more times than that for myself. Not that I'm asking for a recount. I'll take the high road and wait for Saturday Night Live to form a self-help network (thanks for the suggestion, demmples) dedicated to REALLY helping people.

[Sonndra]

Thanks for the "Awesome!!!" tag and saying "YES!" to my call for mediocrity. In fact, I WILL say it again: Unleash Your Mediocrity Now! But...uh...did you actually watch the video? Or just copy and paste it to alert YouTubers to YOUR video? It's OK either way...I'll take a "This was Awesome!!!" from somebody posting at random over no opinions at all.

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[demmples]

You go girl I like it. Great SNL material.

[TheBeverlyjane]

This was Awesome!!! I agree and say YES! Say it again sister. While you vote for me until July 3rd!

Beverly Jane, the green Eyeball