Berserk: The Abridged Series Episode 14

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"Only You Can Help Judeau Get Laid"

We're going to try a little of that "audience participation" thing that I understand is all the rage with you kooky kids these days.

Everyone knows that Judeau wants Caska to ride his bologna pony. Now all that stands between him and the promised land is a single action-hero one-liner of surpassing wittiness and badassery.

Record your best line and send it as a .wav or .mp3 to berserkabridged@yahoo.com. If anyone feels like doing the heavy lifting themselves, I'll also accept videos or omake (editing the text into a scan of the manga page). Get creative, have fun!

Note: Contestants' email addresses will not be posted should their entries be featured, nor will they be sold, borrowed, or given away. I hate spam as much as the next guy, so no worries, okay? Just let me know how you wish to be identified and that's all I'll use. (-:

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• berserk
• abridged
• guts
• parody
• hbi2k
• redub
• fandub
• spoof
• dub
• griffith
• caska
• casca
• contest
• nick
• fury
• die
• hard
• blood
• simple

[Hachiman76]

I love the various translations at the end, "Simlish" was particularly funny.

[narutero64]

"No molestes a nuestros mujeres. Chupador de vergas"

I´m Spanish and I´m consider thats the best traduction I ever listen in a anime... better than Naruto spanish translation xD

[drogas0906]

@theguywholiksanime it kinda goes like this , do not harass our women , you cock sucker... the spanish one

[theguywholiksanime]

@theguywholiksanime let me fix that molest is harass

[theguywholiksanime]

@narutero64 NO MOLESTING WOMEN SUCKING OUR COCK RIGHT?

[goldrat91]

2:23 what did she say

[vclopi]

"In the 80's we called it Nose Candy" XD

Laughed hard at that one...

[am81790]

SOCIAL DISTORTION!!!!!!!!!!

[AbrasiveTruth]

I didn't know about Berserk Abridged existence when it was coming out, but it is my most rewatched abridged series in terms of personal popularity.

[Thewayoftheshadow1]

Mick Furry is a badass

[DYMDDYM]

Yipy i yay mother f**ka

[whatuhhidk2]

Hahaha! OMGosh I love this so much.