The Most Respected Man in News

His sign-off -- "Until next time, the world's on the rocks, and so's my whiskey," followed by a huge chug of the good stuff -- was a big hit with viewers, enough to excuse his constant interruption of the entertainment news segments with stuff about child soldiers and baby boomers retiring.

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[phenomenon91]

If every anchor was like this I'd start watching the news.

[CheesyPsycho]

Robot dog's bin gawn a lawng toime.

[BEARCAT120]

read the bottom

[the1337cook]

TITS TITS TITS

[MegaAstroFan18]

@VampirateYuki Oh I agree a lot of it is unimportant stuff, but there's important stuff too. Maybe it's just CTV is more concise than American news networks.

[VampirateYuki]

@MegaAstroFan18 Idk but when I was in school and they had us watch the "news" half of it was celeb crap that no one cared about.

[MegaAstroFan18]

@VampirateYuki They usually do, though it depends on what's going on. Still the Entertainment News is definitely retarded.

[VampirateYuki]

God I wish the news was like this, you know like how it would show actual fucking NEWS!

[RedRad1990]

"TITS TITS TITS. Thumbs up if you understand."

And THAT'S how you get a thumb-up from 50% of humanity XD

[sunmock]

@CheesyPsycho According to the ticker tape, he's crashed into haiti

[eviljoel]

@arcadegamer117 Why not?

[Perbear213]

Still less biased than Fox News.