I Wish all the Ladies

I Wish all the Ladies

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[123456789theman12345]

i wish all the ladies

were like fish in a river

if i were a fisherman

id spear them till they quiver

i wish all the ladies were like a telephone pole

if i were a squirrel

id put my nuts in every hole

[megaman925]

i wish all the ladies where grocery shopping mommys and if i was a butcher i'd give them my salamie i wish all the ladies where pies on the shelf and if i was a baker id eat them all my self wishing all the ladies where bells in the tower and if i was a hunch back id bang them every hour i wish all the ladies where pot holes in the road and if i where a dump truck id fill them with my load

[doza2112]

@quarterback4D well its not is it, its a rugby chant. You cant make funny sexist songs when you're all queens yourself

[quarterback4D]

It's done best at ND baby!!!

[secretagentt3]

i wish that all the ladies

were winds in the sea

cuz if i was a sailboat

they'd all be blowin me

[gtwnrepn]

i wish that all the ladies

were a sheep in the grass

and if i was from aussie

id fuck em in the ass

haha NZ hard go warriors

[Insectionx]

i wish all the ladies

were _______ mum

and i'll take her to dinner

id do her the bum

[verc1313]

Whoops, didn't see that one from Bandanabandit. My bad. Weirdly enough, I heard that one for the first time just around my grad party at about that time.

[verc1313]

I wish that all the ladies

were naked in my bed

But if they looked like ______

I'd masturbate instead.

Wish that all the ladies

Were statues of venus

and they had no arms

to push away my penis.

[paulallen212]

i wish all the ladies

were pies in the window

and i was a baker

i'd eat em till im full