Blü Tabascoe: A Student Zombie Film (Part 1)

Numba One Bargain Pictures is proud to present the "Plan 9" of our time, a student film not made by film students--Blü Tabascoe! With a twist ending!
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sa0YjE4SsY
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FAQ:

Q: What does the title mean?
A: Nothing--I mean, It's too artistic for you to understand it.

Q: Is this supposed to be funny, or what?
A: This is a shocking, suspensful, brooding, and thoughtful work of art. This is how things would really be if a school were attacked by zombies. You wouldn't be thinking about how funny it'd be in a movie--you'd be scared out of your mind! But not as scared as you will be by Blü Tabascoe!

Q: Why's everyone talking nonchalantly in the background during the zombie attack?
A: During a traumatic event, people will often have a delayed reaction of the emotion they should logically feel. We put a lot of research into this. It might even happen to you when you see the movie.

Q: Why do they keep changing clothes during the zombie attack?
A: Stress of that magnitude causes massive amounts of perspiration, and so...

Q: What's with the huge leaps of logic made by the characters?
A: Not every movie has to be about idiots. I understand if seeing movie characters who are more intelligent than yourselves makes you unconfortable, but sometimes a great film has to challenge your perceptions of reality.

Q: What's with the dolphin?
A: Why doesn't YOUR video have a dolphin? (o_O)

Reviews:
"A MASTERPIECE!"
-Me

"[The cinematography is so good that] it makes me want to throw up."
-Mr. Breig, The Science Guy

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[Megaritz]

@MsTwilight75 So....you didn't like the movie? D:

[MsTwilight75]

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