Mister B. please help me

Dedicated to Berlusconi

Lyrics
Mom and dad I'm so upset you messed up with my future
I've got a degree and master and they're useless like a odd sock
I'm bad at math but it's really easy to assume
there was a better way to spend the money of my books
I could have got huge fake boobs new lips and hair extensions
I could have hired a coach and make a lot of excercises
I could have bought all kind of bras and slips dresses and hight heels
all kind of uniforms so now i would be allowed to be
at the presindent's parties
to listen to his jokes and eat and dance toghether
and sing Napoli songs
Because a fatty girl doesn't deserve his company
but maybe he will change his mind
if I sing him this melody
Dear mister president I'm so upset I'm not a pretty girl
But i've been told you're generous and kind to all the world
So I've written my own wishlist
cause I'm jobless and poor
and I'd really like to ear your jokes and watch vacation videos
I need a new oven and a guitar
I need a house and a new car
I need some money and some shoes
wanna be a winner don't make me loose
I need your help yes it is true
maybe next time I will vote for you

Category:

Comedy

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[lascura]

I due non mi piace sono Fede e Lele

[zarbar2]

I love your new hair! It looks nice on you :)

[lascura]

@zarbar2

Thanks ^_^

[csax270766]

E INVECE SEI BELLISSIMA....

MA IL VOTO NON DARGLIELO CMQ....

[lascura]

@csax270766 mai e poi mai, comunque per fortuna non sono bella come la Minetti ahahha

[orrucca]

Auhauahuahauhauahauhauha, te l'ho già detto ma è troppo forteeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

[ADSisBoss]

Great voice and very beautiful

[myrtosbeach]

bravisssssssssssssima

[lunedcrs]

geniale! delicata, gentile e perfida come le streghe vere, lavoro sulla voce entusiasmante stile prima cristina donà. grandissima chiaralascura

[SONOUNINTRUSO]

Raga guardate questa cosa!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=tYE3qbTo_3­Y

Ciao :)