Antigravity Cat-Toast Device

Here's a short thing I made using Microsoft PhotoStory for a CIS class. It was done quickly, and poorly. My style. It's a little humorous, and most of my info came from Uncyclopedia.org (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cat-Toast_Device).

To be absolutely clear, I did not make up this idea nor did I create any of the images in this slide show. I don't take credit for anything you see here except that I put the video together and voiced it over (poorly).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cat
• toast
• antigravity
• device

[AntoBoesi]

can your voice get anymore boring......

[JazzmanSA80]

@AntoBoesi Nope. I aimed for and achieved maximum boringness.

[roye7777777]

The theory is right, but remember the earth turns and the earth is a kind of magnet when it comes to gravity, there has to be no gravity at the earth, thén it's possible.

[JazzmanSA80]

@roye7777777 If there were no gravity, we would all float, wouldn't we? :P

The Earth's gravity is actually essential to this theory. A force which causes both the cat and toast to land is required. IE, gravity.

[Taroximitsu]

what about putting butter on both sides of the toast? xD

[Evil040]

This is what I call Troll-science xD

[TimpBizkit]

It probably would fall on its side as wrapping something around a cat as I've seen on a few videos causes it to lose balance.

[NexXxus86]

that's how nyancat was born

[RockFlyDiablo]

Can oleo margerine be used in the butters place? Eliminating the dairy product would reduce the carbon foot print and drastically reduce the amount of free radical transient fat emissions during the rapid transitions of the gravitational flux. I don't know...I'm just asking because my friend wanted to know.

[Regginyaga]

what if I like toast covered in dirt?

[wcemichael]

You forgot to factor in having a very expencive and very stainable carpet. The buttered toast will be more attracted to it. Using cheap stain resistance carpete will reduce the effect.

[sepdet13]

This is a very excellent demonstration of the buttered toast and cat principle. I've heard of it before, but I've never before seen the industrial uses mapped out in such detail, nor had I heard anyone explore the inverse scenario (the cat-toast wormhole).

[bluntman305]

i made i wormhole with my poor mr kitty,help :(

[thecheeseburger1999]

THIS IS EPIK SAUCE IN A POOL!!

[KingstonDataTravler]

Nyan Cat! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!