Sheryl Crow - One sheet per person
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Sheryle Crow is an anorexic bimbo who has never used toilet paper in her entire life. She doesn't need toilet paper! Everything she eats comes out the same way it went in. She doesn't shit! She only pukes! Naturally when you purge after eating you won't need toilet paper, She just bows down before the porcelain alter, worshiping the goddesses Ana and Mia, performs her ritual of gagging herself and throwing up, talking to Ralph on the great white telephone! She will eventually die of anorexia.
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that was me when i was little! haha
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one toilet paper per visit?
lady, you have obviously never had indian food before.
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I loved the person giggling near the end !!
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You're a pathetic waste of resources. Have you considered suicide? Why punish yourself with such a disgusting and dishonorable lifestyle? Nature never intended for humanity to be so weak and pathetic. 400 lbs and can't wipe your own ass?
I would kill myself...
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where is the vid where she says that?
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Thank you! I aim to please!
I heard that Sheryl Crow had cancer! Yeah! She probably had colon or rectal cancer caused by dingle-berries and bleeding hemorrhoids from not wiping her butt properly during those rare times when she did take a dump. But mostly she just puked! Dumb bimbo!!!
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ahhahaaha rofl you funny!!!!
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hahahahahahaahahaha thats a good one lol!!!
I have to add, I'm a fat-ass at 5 ft 6 in and 400 pounds, and I have to use a pair of tongs as a toilet paper holder to I can reach around behind, if you all know what I mean.
Now, we can all save the trees by wiping our butts with spotted owls.
In my case, I have to use a spotted owl tied to a stick so I can reach around to wipe since I'm such a fat-ass!
Or perhaps, Sheryl Crow can make money as a professional butt-licker if she wants to save the trees so much!
SuperMorbidlyObese 3 years ago 2
That is sooooooooo funny! I was laghing so hard I fell out of my chair. Tehblogaar has no sense of humor and is obsessed with suicide it seems.
Stratman1920 3 years ago
isn't this going a little too far?
7g7a7a7r7a 4 years ago
why no, this could be taken even further, try it
Stratman1920 4 years ago