why cucumbers are better than men

hilarious commercial audition I did today - why cucumbers are better than men. roflmao.

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[whirlpoolzend]

Whatever you do... don't mention zer var!

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[theactressdiaries]

vat var?? :P

[rabsim]

the "rolling R" never was a prototypical feature of the German standard language.Iam german and noone here says "wunderbar".but we germans think that every ami is fat =) also a missunderstanding caused by the media.

[theactressdiaries]

hehe yeah i know my attempt at a german accent was completely un-researched argh! but it was fun :)

[drumskickass]

Hehe, so funny from a German-point-of-view! And interesting concerning the incorporation of linguistic features. Although the "rolling R" is no longer a prototypical feature of the German standard language. Other than that: "Wunderbaaahr"!

[theactressdiaries]

hehe... yes it was more of a guess at the accent rather than a proper linguistic study! altho I do sprechen ein bisschen deutsch also hoffentlich kannst du mir verzeihen!

[prschuster]

Better than men hah? Try telling the cucumber to get a job and come up with alimony. Try nagging that old vegetable about emptying the trash or mowing the lawn. When is the last time you heard of a girl marrying a wealthy cucumber?

[thecreepyguy]

Try getting a cucumber to provide and protect for you for thousands of years to let feminism take over and destroy moral civilization,

Ultimately a slap in the face to the male gender,

Good luck training your cucumber for this.

:P

[racefan32]

You haven't met my tongue lady, lol

[7inrain]

Vell dunn (even if ze cucumber looked more like a zucchini). :P

[aoibhealfae]

wasnt the end of a cucumber is bitter???

[mlxmarlon]

AKWARD