DME - Hero vs Bully!

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Echo, a great friend of mine was getting teased for being Gay. So~ as the Hero I stepped in....and made this stupid skit lol!

Matt: It's Game time!
~Reigen Vs Matt!~
Matt: I'll start off! Seeing Bullies don't get what they they deserve unless its a beating! I'll play Future Fusion sending Grand Mole, Necroshade , Voltic, Neos and another Voltic to form the Mighty Divine Neos......though his arrival shall not start until my second Standby Phase. I'll then Summon Neos Alius and end my turn..

Reigen: Hehe......Draw! I'll play Terraforming adding the next card I play from deck to my hand! I play Sleepless Graveyard! Now all monsters are returned to deck when sent to the Graveyard! then I'll set a face-down and play Snake Syndrome! this will burn us at my Standby Phases X200 and theres more, it doubles at each Standby Phase!

Matt: Tch...

Reigen: I'll set a monster and let you go...

Matt: DRAW! I'll attack with Neos Alius!

Reigen: D'aaaaw! my monster's Destroyed~ and thus gets sent to deck-

Matt: I ain't done! Next I play Gemini Spark to Destroy Sleepless Graveyard!!

Reigen: Not so fast! I use the Counter Trap! Dark Bribe! Negating your effect but you STILL return Neos Alius to deck~

Matt: Hmmm..End Turn.

Reigen: Draw! Next we take damage X200! After, that I'll play Level Tax! if you Summon a level 5 or higher, you take damage equal to it's attack! I'll set a monster and go back to you!

Matt:.....Hmm Divine Neos is Summoned! and thus Level Tax effect is in play......So I take 2500..

Reigen: Heh.....That's all you have in ya?

Matt: Nope....*Changes!*

Reigen: what the!?

EHeroMatt: Hmhmhm.....Let's continue this game.....

Reigen:....Hmmm.....He's changed......completely...?

EHeroMatt: Heh.....I play O - Oversoul Summoning Neos!
Reigen:.....Then....you take-

EHeroMatt: Indeed! I'll be taking another 2500! Next I use Divine Neos' effect! by removing Voltic from play, I'm allowed to copy its effect and gain 500 ATK!

Reigen:......?!

EHeroMatt:....Hmmm....I'll also Summon another Neos Alius! Rise! And Attack! Neos attacks your set! Divine Neos attacks your life directly thus activating his effect from Voltic. Come, Voltic! Attack Voltic and Neos Alius directly!!

Reigen: Gaaaaaah! Damnit! ( How can his playstyle change completely....?!)

EHeroMatt: Your move.......and after you draw you take 400 as well as myself!

Reigen:......I'm....not finished! I summon The Fool in Defense mode!

EHeroMatt: ?!.....HOW!?

Reigen: Hehehe! It lands......!? it landed on Heads!?

EHeroMatt:......The Gates of Hell have opened!!......Draw! I'll use Divine Neos removing my Grand Mole thus giving him it's ability and attack your Fool with him! bouncing themselves to our hands....

Reigen: WHHHHHAT!?

EHeroMatt:......Penalty Game......Wrath of Neos!!!

Reigen: GAAAAAAH!!!

As the dool ended, Reigen was cursed to see nothing but men everywhere, not a single Woman in sight!

~the End~

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• DME
• Yugioh
• EHeroMatt
• JudaiFreak
• Echo

[MARKY10B]

LOL! Loved the dialogues XD

[scannyden]

lol Matt you going easy on him lol