Woody Responds to Jehovah Witness Mum (Sparlock)

sorry, couldn't help myself, had to make another

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[KingdomHallOfJws]

The Watchtower filed a copy write claim against two of my vids which are now down. I hope they enjoyed watching them.

I will upload them onto another channel soon. (oh wait, pretend i didnt say that....)

Some unknown person may upload them to another channel

[AK MCGRATH]

LOL That was good, KHoJ.

[KingdomHallOfJws]

thanks :)

[AdamSlowHandSmith]

BTW, anyone have the original video files, as downloaded from the original source (wherever you got them to upload to YouTube)? I'm tempted to upload the files myself, at best quality (I can upload 1080p), and place it in an air-tight "fair use" wrapper, just to properly clear the legal status of the video clips.

I DARE WTBTS to take me on: I WILL contest the take-down, and they can follow thru in Fed Court. It's time WTBTS learns all about freedom of speech.

Anyone has clips, send me a PM.

[emilygrae]

Just have to say how happy I am that I wasn't drinking anything when I watched this, or it would have violently exited through my nose.

[elnelinqui]

Don't stop doing the original cartoons, they are hilarious. You're missing the assemblies, baptism, dramas, school of ministry and when the elders form that judicial meeting to disfellowship someone. There's so much material to cover like JW in school and at work. If u out of material, Im sure exjw fb will give u some stories

[OnlySane1Left]

Jehovah hates magic, but yet, JWs love Disney, Mikey Mouse.... and the Magic Kingdom. ;-)

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done. Magic Kingdom.

[Ninjamaskinen]

There is no sound reasoning with the jw's. There actually is no reasoning at all. Just excuses.

[Ninjamaskinen]

The mother in the sparlock video is an indisputable kill joy of cunt. All she does is guilt her son into feeling remorse for being a fun loving child. The father is not as bad, but he still is weak.

[Olivia4448]

"Jehovah hates magic because it's bad."

Something about this explanation always bothered me, but I couldn't place my finger on it. Now I realize that it's utter circular reasoning which explains nothing about distinguishing bad from good using reason and ethics. "God hates it because its bad." So why is it bad? Because God hates it. And so on and so forth. They could apply this to any arbitrary rule, and label it "Sound Reasoning" when it obviously is not.

[Andy Peterson]

Damn, that jehovah witness shit, needs to be illegal

[Glad2bfreefromWTS]

Oh LOLOL! I want a Sparlock tshirt soooooo bad! So based on this incredibly creepy film noir the WTS put out (and its every bit as terrifying as the pictures in the Bible Story book and the Live Forever) Watchtower offspring have to now destroy all Disney or any movies showing anything speaking that isnt supposed to, including animals, furniture and plant life. Which means every last one of them including, please God, anything containing the Olson Twins.

[Jubilee129]

I wish Woody had been around during my childhood to explain this to a few of the adults in my life.