9/11 Suspects Confess? gnooze December 9, 2008

Five accused terrorists just want to plead guilty and get things over with, the EU gets tough with Zimbabwe...in its own way, and Blackwater security guards are charged in connection with killing innocent Iraqis. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today's top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• 11
• comedy
• eu
• gnooze
• guantanamo
• martyr
• mohammed
• news
• terrorists
• torture
• zimbabwe

[mayor600]

Oh Marta,Marta,Marta....'Happy Holidays'?

It's Christmas, why cant people say 'Happy Christmas' or better still 'Merry Christmas'.

By the way go easy on those 'Citaines' they'll give you one helluva cough.

[gnooze]

Merry Christmas to you, mayor600!

But I'll continue to say "happy holidays" on the show because my viewers number in the thousands and span the globe. I'm certain at least some of them don't celebrate Christmas. Plus as someone who does celebrate Christmas myself, I always take "happy holidays" to mean warm wishes for both Christmas and New Years! No need to get upset about that!

[HalcyonRain321]

You can't make this stuff up! What a world we live in.

psssst . . .

Ms. Dolly Parton wasn't havin' it.

[gnooze]

Things Ms. Parton happily "has:" breakfast, dinner, snacks, food, food, food, food, food, food, food and every bit of attention she can absorb that other dogs don't get. If she understands fairness, she sure doesn't abide by any code. That dog wants as much of anything she can get... except Christmas dog decorations. Silly pig.

[lethal1960]

love your dogs

love your info

stay safe

[BaronVonLichtenstein]

Finally news I can trust.

[Stupidwrthlsboy]

Wait what happened to the ring? Are your eyes really that green? Do you like Italian? Oh yea your satire is awesome!

[Chronikboy]

lol...

[zombieseezombiedo]

so yeah, people are dying so lets sanction that country :D

[Barbaricfellow]

Spot on

5*

[sommarti]

Next clip: While you are talking very seriously, a cat is complaining somewhere. So you take out your shoe and you launch it on the direction of the cat. Then you go on to talk like nothing and complain about something like the cat. Then the cat is send you back your shoe in your face but you will do like Bush:-) Merry Crisis :-)You are very funny and charming.

[bluering2]

so politics is a joke?

[Whytellyouthat]

I did this for my presentation!